he spit all over my F*cking windshield

portaman03 · #1 12-02-2003, 03:52 AM

so im at a highschool football game the other day, and i go in with some friends. we leave and walk to a nearby dunkin donuts, and when i come back there is a white mark on my windshield that my friend points out. he goes "a bird shit on ur car" and i just disregard it. i look over next to me and point out there is a kids car parked next to mine, a kid who me and my friends dont particularly like associating with, as he is constantly an asshole and shooting everyone dirty looks. so anyway, we re-enter the football game. when its over, my bro and i go to my car and leave. while driving i get a better look at the alleged "bird poo" on my windshield. yea. it aint poo. turns out it was human mucus. so im like screw this. i knew it was that bastard next to me at the game. i pulled a U turn and went back in the parking lot. while nobody was around, my brother pissed all over his car and i ripped off the focker's side view mirror. thatll teach him. lol

raysoh8 · #2 12-02-2003, 05:05 AM

your engine is gonna be stolen soon!

portaman03 · #3 12-02-2003, 05:07 AM

why do u say that?

freakray · #4 12-02-2003, 07:49 AM

Wonder what he will do to your car in retaliation for what you did.....

Slashed tires? Broken lights? Maybe scratched up paint?

Who cares, you guys want to play kids games, have at it....

portaman03 · #5 12-02-2003, 05:20 PM

yo, notice how i posted in the STRESS RELEASE forum, smart. and he wont do anything else, becuz he knows ill beat his ass..

jon@af · #6 12-02-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by freakray

Wonder what he will do to your car in retaliation for what you did.....

Slashed tires? Broken lights? Maybe scratched up paint?

Who cares, you guys want to play kids games, have at it....

Very much agreed. Besides, you may know him to be a complete asshole, but unless you saw him spit on your car, you really have no proof other than the fact that you THINK he did it. You can't just say he did it without any proof. My thought is you two need to get over it and work your differences out like people instead of squabbling like kids.

WarPigs · #7 12-02-2003, 06:04 PM

dont listen to these people, they're the "peace on earth" hippy kinda people. you did the right thing, if your tires are slashed you know who did it, your gunna have to go after his family after that.

portaman03 · #8 12-02-2003, 06:25 PM

thats what im sayin

TexasF355F1 · #9 12-02-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WarPigs

dont listen to these people, they're the "peace on earth" hippy kinda people. you did the right thing, if your tires are slashed you know who did it, your gunna have to go after his family after that.

No they're not the "peace on earth" hippy kinda people, they're the ones who have grown up and moved on. I've had all sorts of shit thrown on my truck, does it piss me off HELL YEA IT DOES! Beating someone's ass isn't going to get you anywhere. You said you graduated high school right? Well grow up then. The kids who I graduated with who are still in to fighting b/c someone pissed them off for the stupidist shit are the ones who are still living in the high school world and aren't making shit of there lives.

Firebird · #10 12-02-2003, 06:39 PM

I'm sorry but I got to be a hippy too just because someone spit on your car EVEN IF IT WAS HIM retaliation is a bad idea because as freakray pointed out he might come back and slash your tires or get his friends together and kick your ass when your by yourself. and then you'll do something else and he'll do something else... and you'll have a full blown war going over a little bit of spit on your window. it could have been worse and by what you did in return you just might get to see what the worse is. I'd stop while your ahead. Peace, and love -Justin

Firebird · #11 12-02-2003, 06:42 PM

damn texasF355F1 you said almost the same thing I did 3 mins before I did and I didn't even notice freaky.

mycivic · #12 12-02-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by portaman03

so im at a highschool football game the other day, and i go in with some friends. we leave and walk to a nearby dunkin donuts, and when i come back there is a white mark on my windshield that my friend points out. he goes "a bird shit on ur car" and i just disregard it. i look over next to me and point out there is a kids car parked next to mine, a kid who me and my friends dont particularly like associating with, as he is constantly an asshole and shooting everyone dirty looks. so anyway, we re-enter the football game. when its over, my bro and i go to my car and leave. while driving i get a better look at the alleged "bird poo" on my windshield. yea. it aint poo. turns out it was human mucus. so im like screw this. i knew it was that bastard next to me at the game. i pulled a U turn and went back in the parking lot. while nobody was around, my brother pissed all over his car and i ripped off the focker's side view mirror. thatll teach him. lol

i mean no offense to you for what am about to say. please dont take any offense from it. if you think that he is a constant asshole, and you just retaliating the way you just did makes you an asshole more than he already is. like what people said...there was no proof. peace!

freakray · #13 12-02-2003, 08:23 PM

Interesting.
We have the n00b's telling the long termers how it is......

Well, you both, warpig and portaman, need to grow up, or at least wake up.
This is the real world out here kids, not the school yard. Driving a car doesn't make you an adult, your actions do.

Peace out man

portaman03 · #14 12-03-2003, 01:32 AM

ill tell you where my evidence is, not that it will change you stance any. he was parked to the right of me. while sitting in the drivers seat and looking at the spit, the bulk of it was a blob, then smeared to the left by the velocity it was traveling at from the RIGHT. so that mean either him, or some random kid, walked in between our cars and spit. now whats more obvious, random kid #1 or asshole with history??

raysoh8 · #15 12-03-2003, 02:07 AM

you cant give that reason to the judge in a court, so it wont work. but look at it from the bright side, if you broke that guys windsheild, and earlier he knew he spit on your car, so he know you did it, so he will do something bad to your car, and theres your proof! if he didnt know about that spit, or if he didnt know he spit on your car, he wont suspect its you since you two have never knew each other anyway

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