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Worst Insults.
I want to hear some bad insults, and by "bad" I mean ineffective or just plain stupid. Here are two of my favorite bad insults...

"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd be one dollar richer."

"When God was handing out brains to everybody, you thought he said "trains" and missed out on yours."
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I want to hear some bad insults, and by "bad" I mean ineffective or just plain stupid. Here are two of my favorite bad insults...

"When God was handing out brains to everybody, you thought he said "trains" and missed out on yours."

"You're as dumb as a box of rocks"
"You're a few tools short of a full set"
"You're not the sharpests tool in the shed/sharpest pencil in the box"
"You got hit by the ugly stick"

Does anyone remember that book entitled "Snaps" from way back in the day? It had all the "Your momma, you're so fat, you're so stupid jokes". That thing was hillarious.
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"Your one can short of a six pack"
"He's a few bricks shy of a full load."
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"you're a few spoons short of a...full...set...of...spoons...SHUT UP!"

"when god was handing out names, you must've been in the shitter!"

"SWEET JESUS! it looks like there was a fire on your face and somebody put it out with a shovel!"
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"Hey! Dream-Boat!" *wait for someone to turn around* "Not you ship-wreck!"

*Do all your friends wear bike helmets and go on lots of field trips?"

"Yo momma so fat she plays hop-scotch with the states."
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"You're so stupid, you can't even tell this is an insult"
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Here's a joke: probably not that funny though.

Your mama is so fat that she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
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You're a few french fries short of a happy meal.
I bet if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get back change.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

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"Yo mama is so old...she farts dust"
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Your mother is so tall that she tripped over Saturn and bumped her head on Mars .
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