Canadian Pride.

[Suislide]

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...if it's a repost, then sue me.


Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds.

"Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large
landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What
about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

[hockeygod2787]

LOL
so true

[Graphik Styles]

ahahah woot woot, CANADA

[Haibane]

All you canadians, look at who number one in hockey is atm, that is right, the thrashers, the most suckyest (is that a word?) team last year oh and wait it is in GEORGIA, not canada, but the US.

[Graphik Styles]

Dont worry, when the olympics start, Canada will beat you with both the men and womens team for the first time........ohhhh wait sorry, we beat you last time too


just in case you forgot

[quarter_mile]

well done, with that you just proved to me that all canadians are conceited idiots who are only good for maple syrup and occasionally hockey.

You can all die.

[Diesel2NR]

I'm in the US and laughed at that one.

[integra818]

Originally Posted by S13_Iketani

...if it's a repost, then sue me.

You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[Haibane]

Thank God, there are some americans and otherwise in here

[Graphik Styles]

heh why are you guys taking this so seriously. Its all in good humor

[2strokebloke]

Originally Posted by S13_Iketani

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

I had no idea Canadians thought this way about Greenland.

[Haibane]

I think God was talking to Michael, telling him that the americans had loud mouth prideful arrogant people postioned directly above them, in other words the canadians, which is why it balances out canadians. Which turns this joke into philosphy, there is nothing in the world that is truely balanced out when it comes to humans so therefore this joke is irrelavant.

[blindside.AMG]

Does Canada still have hockey teams in the NHL? I thought they were all moving to the US! You even lost a hockey team to Phoenix!!! You know, that desert city with an average temperature over 100 degrees. Now that's what I call funny.

[Graphik Styles]

hahah shit i got owned by blindside. heh damn.

and Haibane, this is a stupid joke, its not supposed to be a philisophical question...

[Haibane]

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to point out how dumb my post was