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11-18-2003, 12:02 PM
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Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
Because it swells overnight
What do deaf people and women have in common? They just don't freaking listen.. okay having chick problems and had to let these out  anybody got some other ones? 
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11-18-2003, 12:13 PM
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I have no problems with my wife; however, let me contribute the following (remember these are meant in humor)
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money. Why did God make man first? He didn’t want to have a woman looking over his shoulder. What is the best thing about a blowjob? Ten minutes of silence. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. What’s the difference between a women’s track team and a tribe of pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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11-18-2003, 12:17 PM
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OMG Yogs!! that last one killed me. i almost bursted out loud, and i am at work!
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11-18-2003, 12:23 PM
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Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
yeah, gotta give it to you, the last one was good.
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11-18-2003, 01:02 PM
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Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
those were funny!
 women...cant live with them, cant live without them. its nature.
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11-18-2003, 02:41 PM
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Re: Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
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11-18-2003, 04:09 PM
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Re: Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
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or as Dick Soloman from 3rd Rock so aptly put it... "Women. can't live with 'em, can't have hetero-sexual sex without 'em".  oh yeah, and on the same vein as Yogs' last one... what's the difference between an acrobat team and a cheerleading squad? well one's a bunch of cunning stunts...
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11-18-2003, 04:29 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
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Grrltoy, that is a great sig. Looks like Requiem for a Dream meets Simpsons.
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11-18-2003, 04:56 PM
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Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
hey lets face it...women are complicated creatures. too complicated to understand.
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11-18-2003, 07:27 PM
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Re: Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
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n heres another version for ya mycivic... women...cant live with 'em, cant kill them.
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#12
11-18-2003, 07:39 PM
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Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
Nay gentle Romeo we must have you dance
You are a lover, take cupids wings and fly with them above a common bound
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11-19-2003, 07:38 PM
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Well I got a few that you might find pretty funny...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??? Nothin, you already told her twice How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb in the kitchen? Who cares, let the woman work in the dark What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Smack the b*tch What was the women doing staring at the blank sheet of paper? Reading her rights
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11-20-2003, 06:37 AM
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Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
Why are women's wedding dresses white?
So that the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.
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11-20-2003, 02:18 PM
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Re: Why do women wake up with brains the size of a bb?
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink. What do you tell your wife when she asks you to fix her watch? Tell her there is a clock on the stove.
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