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Old 10-23-2003, 12:23 AM
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Bumper Stickers

I was walking to class today and I looked over and saw a bumper sticker on a car that read:
"Save a cow, Eat a vegetarian"
I almost busted out laughing out loud right then and there.
Another one I remember seeing a long time ago was kinda sick, but funny:
"Lost your cat, check under my car"
So what are some of the funniest or strangest bumper stickers you've seen?
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lol good one
yea i dunno if you understand the whole deal of Holden vs Ford here in Australia.. but its a real debate, we even race them both against eachother and so on so mostly people really hate either one of the sides they go for against or what not.
Anyway, i was driving past this new BA Falcon which is the 2003 model? it had a sticker "HSV I jsut want one" seeing as HSV standing for Holden Special Vehicle.. and that was a Ford. Hard to notice if he was mentally stupid, or was he having a crack?
well anyway i laughed. You had to be there to undertand ;/

And a few other original ones here, things like "Caution i speed up for small animals" , "Dont laugh, it could be your daughter inside" , "gas grass or arse, nobody rides for free" , "save a whale, harpoon a fat chick"


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Well, I've seen alot of "My other car is a Ferrari" or "My other car is a Porsche" bumper stickers on old beaters, but I always remember a Ford Festiva that I saw, had a sticker that said "My other car is a piece of shit too".

And of course all the stickers that say "WWJD?" (What Would Jesus Do?), and there's one that I saw that said "WWJD for a Klondike bar?".
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Nice ones Texas!!

Gold Coast huh Motor Eyes? I live in Newcastle, come from Tweed and tonight am visiting my gf in Nerang.
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Old 10-23-2003, 01:12 AM
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Hey cool, im in robina tho bout 10 min drive from surfers paradise.
I can allready hear f22s or wat not flying cross the sky. so loud.

yea im a newbie. i feel like car talk lately, and noone at work likes to listen to me so here i am! on my day off, and enjoying it.
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They'll be F/A-18's bro, and maybe an F-111. I hear them all day every day. (I'm air force.) Noisy bastards indeed. yeah this place is good for all sorts of info and general fun.

Bumper stickers, hmmmmz, there's the age old "Only milk and orange juice come in 2 litres"

And of course the sticker in reply?? "Only milk and orange juice come in 2 litres but the cheapest wine comes in 5"
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I just watched Fight Club, and on the back of the lincoln town car that they steal from the airport, the bumper sticker says "Recycle Your Pets"
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haha one of my ex boyfriends had a sticker "dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" veyr much so random to what you call moronic but funny.

www.automania.com.au offers $6 stickers at your choice. i think you can also get it customised but that'll cost extra.

and "out of topic" www.tru-fitcarpets.com.au makes your personalised mats of your choice. i think its pretty cheap as comparing prices to your local "sign makers" theyll charge you more. but seems like its a good deal here.
i went into that "sign makers" shop, and wanted a customised vb sticker, only 20cm by 40cm, and that itself was $40 bucks plus installation is $65.
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Eek, and here's me saying bro. Soz.

Im being dragged off to the cruise shit tomorrow night, you coming? BWCP, apparently has show n shine, sound off's, stuff like that, I know a few peoples, I'll be there in a blue Nissan NX-R. It'll have stripes like on my CRX. (Click the "Da SLAVE" bit to see it.)
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where is it held at?

i would but my imaginary hk monaro isnt dnoe yet. im looking into getting this hk but the old guy wont sell it to me. and it sits rusting in the grass. i keep tellin gmyself its mine but time is flying and im growing impatient

ure on the coast now?
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lol good one
yea i dunno if you understand the whole deal of Holden vs Ford here in Australia.. but its a real debate, we even race them both against eachother and so on so mostly people really hate either one of the sides they go for against or what not.
Anyway, i was driving past this new BA Falcon which is the 2003 model? it had a sticker "HSV I jsut want one" seeing as HSV standing for Holden Special Vehicle.. and that was a Ford. Hard to notice if he was mentally stupid, or was he having a crack?
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And a few other original ones here, things like "Caution i speed up for small animals" , "Dont laugh, it could be your daughter inside" , "gas grass or arse, nobody rides for free" , "save a whale, harpoon a fat chick"


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hey im sorry?
i dont know if were all aussies here. but it seems like it ;/ ok i lose.
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I am Aussie. You are Aussie. So is Slave (Gavin). That's about it. The rest are mostly seppos with a few Canucks. A few Kiwis and Europeans too.
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ah. i see now.
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Re: Bumper Stickers

"Lock up your daughters" (black with rainbow writing.. I want this one)

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants"

"My kharma just ran over your dogma"

"My juvenile delinquent can beat up your honor student"

There's a lot of funny ones around here. All good. All funny. Some are meaningful, but most of them are silliness. I also like the one that says "Mean people suck!"
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