Golfing humor.

[YogsVR4]

It was a sunny Saturday morning, just perfect for golf and Murray was beginning his pre-swing routine visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentlemen on the Ladie’s tee back up to the men’s tee, please!”
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement – “Would the MAN on the WOMEN’S tee kindly back up to the men’s tee!”
That was to much for Murray. He broke his stance, lowered his club back to the ground and raised is voice. “Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?”

[Hobbes]

Good one.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Guess you have to play golf to get this one!:huh:

[jinushaun]

I don't get it... So he's swinging from the closer tees instead of the ones farthest back?? I do that myself, cuz I suck ass.

[Psman32@af]

that is good. I also like the shirt i saw in the store. It has a picture of a green and it says, "I hit two good balls today. I stepped on a rake." Ill tell u the other ones when i remember/find them.

[speediva]

Very cute! Too bad that's about the only humor to be found in Golf...

[Psman32@af]

here is another one i just remembered.
There is guy playing golf and hes on the 14th hole. Hes on the tee about to tee off when he sees a funeral go by. He puts his club down and bows his head until the funeral passes. Before he tees off, one of his group members was like, "wow fred that was really nice." Hes like yeah thats my wife's funeral.

[Rich]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Guess you have to play golf to get this one!:huh:

Im confused as well about this one

[moondog]

the women's tee is closer to the hole than the men's tees. (cos we all know how much of a difference about 10 metres makes over a 400metre hole ) Anyway.... so his first shot (from the men's tees, only went far enough to reach the women's tees - and don't laugh too hard! I been there, done that, got the t-shirt :o

[oakly]

Maybe we should change the name from Murray to Razor!!!


ROFL would make it muchos funnier!!!

[primera man]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
It was a sunny Saturday morning, just perfect for golf and Murray was beginning his pre-swing routine visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentlemen on the Ladie’s tee back up to the men’s tee, please!”
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement – “Would the MAN on the WOMEN’S tee kindly back up to the men’s tee!”
That was to much for Murray. He broke his stance, lowered his club back to the ground and raised is voice. “Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?”

I gues they have been watching me play

[RazorGTR]

LOL Moon. No wonder you have that pretty new set of clubs sitting in your basement

BTW one of the better two golfing jokes I have heard.

[jinushaun]

Originally posted by moondog
the women's tee is closer to the hole than the men's tees. (cos we all know how much of a difference about 10 metres makes over a 400metre hole ) Anyway.... so his first shot (from the men's tees, only went far enough to reach the women's tees - and don't laugh too hard! I been there, done that, got the t-shirt :o

Here here!! I've done that plenty of times myself! I suck! Very embarrasing when your first shot doesn't even pass the women's tee....

[4ndrms]

this is a true story,i new to the game,i started taking lessons from the local pro.after a couple of weeks he said that it was time to try out what i learned and play around of golf,after teing off on the 4 hole he said he had to run and wished me luck.at the 8 hole i hit pretty good 3 wood, and started to ride to my ball.i saw a group of old men who were playing hole7,i hit my ball and they yelled "what the hell are you doing" you playing in the wrong direction - he was right th flag i saw was not 8 but 2. i have to say i felt pretty damn stupid but the old men found it quite amusing

[blacksnake98]

Originally posted by moondog
the women's tee is closer to the hole than the men's tees. (cos we all know how much of a difference about 10 metres makes over a 400metre hole ) Anyway.... so his first shot (from the men's tees, only went far enough to reach the women's tees - and don't laugh too hard! I been there, done that, got the t-shirt :o

Moondog...you know the rule about not hitting your drive past the ladies tees don't you?