Super Senior

[TheNotoriousMogg]

> > Super Senior
> >

> > At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old.

> >

> > Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding

> > she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that

> > her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night

> > together.

> >

> > After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the

> > expected "knock" on the door.

> >

> > Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her 85

> > year old groom, ready for "action."

> >

> > They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she

> > prepares to go to sleep.

> >

> > After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and

> > it's Morris.

> >

> > Again, he is ready for "action."

> >

> > Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more

> > "conjugal bliss."

> >

> > When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond

> > goodnight and leaves.

> >

> >

> > She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the

> > door, as fresh as a 25-year old.

> >

> > Ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another.

> >

> > But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him:

> >

> > "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so

> > often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good

> > once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

> >

> > Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:

> >

> > "You mean I was here already?"

[Ace$nyper]

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