The Ultimate Colt 45 Experience

[LiuBei]

Friends, I wanted to let you all in on "The Colt 45 Ultimate Experience." We all know that Colt 45 is a fine premium malt liquor that anyone can afford. If you haven't already you should go right now to your local "package goods" dealer and pay 2 dollars for eighty ounces of fun. I'm leaving 2 links down here for your personal entertainment and enjoyment.. The Colt 45 Experience link is rather amusing. Go their and go to the Billy Dee Smoothness test or anything for that matter. And the reviews are equally as funny. Feel free to express any feeling on this subject. And please use the links to their entirerty, and remember "It works every time."

The Colt 45 Experience

Some consumer reviews on the product

[LiuBei]

Feel free to join me in the Ghetto and knock back on a 40. GODDAMN, thats some good Colt 45:xelicon:

[LiuBei]

Common symptoms of Colt 45 Consumption

Drink some and you'll feel like this>:ylsuper

Drink some, smoke crack, and this may occur>:jump:

Drink too much and see what you had for lunch>:apuke:

Subject 1 is a good Colt 45 drinker>:xelicon:

Subject 2 is used to drinking natures waste of grain "Mickey's">


Well there you have it folks, get 2 dollars right now and go down to your local "packaged goods" store and buy 2 40's of Ice Cold Colt 45. And remember, "It works every time."

[JD@af]

I've always been a fan of Crazy Horse myself. Sadly enough, it has just about disappeared from the market far as I can tell Damn shame. Best damn malt liquor I ever tasted. But Colt is no sluch.

Damn, those consumer reviews are funny :hehe: :

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[Cannabis]

I perfer Mickeys over Colt 45 anyday. Alot smoother, but I really perfer a good beer in an ice cold mug.(the only way to drink a good beer)
Hey whats this in my hand? Amber Bock in an ice cold mug. See what I mean makes your mouth water.

[LiuBei]

Sorry dude, you just can't drink malt liquor out of anything but the bottle. Nothin better than kickin back wit a 40 spot, HOORAH

[Cannabis]

Of course malt liquor out of the bottle, but a beer must be poured to release the carbonation properly.

[LiuBei]

True, True I concur.

[gang$tarr]

LOL Colt 45s are king of 40s.... ghetto 40s are coo, and they don't taste THAT bad.... all the other kinds are nasty (eg. olde english)

i almost chugged a whole 40 at a party once.... i was so close, there was only like a 1/2 inch left of colt to go soo close, maybe next time... oh well i schooled the other guy that thought he can chug anything

probably the cheapest way to get drunk, lol

but i usually drink beer at parties... I will get the occasional micky of vodka or somethin, Bacardi Limon is nice

[LiuBei]

Hey did you take the Colt 45 experience yet? You are missing out if you didn't.:bandit:

[Tireburner]

Which came first?

The Colt .45 that served our service personel as a superior sidearm,

or

Colt 45 the nasty beer??

Shouldn't there be a name infringmet suit there somewhere??

[enginerd]

Alright, alright. I've taken your little challenge and the only place I could find Colt 45 was in the ghetto convience store. Clearly a white, upper middle income guy isn't supposed to drink this judging by the looks of the cashier and everyone else in the store. Buy hey, I went from zero to shit-faced in four dollars!

[Tireburner]

Originally posted by enginerd
Alright, alright. I've taken your little challenge and the only place I could find Colt 45 was in the ghetto convience store. Clearly a white, upper middle income guy isn't supposed to drink this judging by the looks of the cashier and everyone else in the store. Buy hey, I went from zero to shit-faced in four dollars!

Where's the barf smilie when you need him?

A 4 dollar drunk... ehew, that makes my stomach turn.

Are you sitting on the toilet yet??

[gang$tarr]

Originally posted by Tireburner

Colt 45 the nasty beer??

it's not really a beer, it's supposed to be malt liquor. But it's more like a strong beer

Here there's only 1 true liquor store, called the LCBO. Since it's illegal to sell alcohol in normal stores here. They have it at all LCBOs aswell as like $3000 bottles of wine, that's variety

engine, you paid $4 for it!!?! you got ripped off! lol, they should be under or around $3

[enginerd]

4$ for 80oz.