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Old 09-17-2003, 04:17 PM
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story - sorta chicky but still not bad...

A long time ago, before the world was created
and
humans set foot on
it for the first time, virtues and vices floated
around and were
bored, not knowing what to do.

One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered
together and were
more bored than ever. Suddenly, Ingenious came
up
with an idea:
"Let's play hide and seek!" All of them liked
the
idea and
immediately Madness shouted: "I want to count, I
want to
count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to
want
to seek
Madness, all the others agreed.

Madness leaned against a tree and started to
count: "One, two,
three..." As Madness counted, the vices and
virtues went hiding.
Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon,
Treason hid in a pile
of garbage. Fondness curled up between the
clouds
and Passion went to
the centre of the earth. Lie said that it would
hide under a stone,
but hid at the bottom of the lake, whilst
Avarice
entered a sack that
he ended up breaking. And Madness continued to
count:
"...seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."

By this time, all the vices and virtues were
already hidden. Except
Love. For undecided as Love is, he could not
decide where to hide.
And this should not surprise us, because we all
know how difficult it
is to hide Love.

Madness: "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety
seven..." Just
when Madness got to one hundred, Love jumped
into
a rose bush where
he hid. And Madness turned around and
shouted: "I'm coming, I'm
coming!"

As Madness turned around, Laziness was the first
to be found, because
Laziness had no energy to hide. Then he spotted
Tenderness in the
horn of the moon, Lie at the bottom of the lake
and Passion at the
centre of the earth. One by one, Madness found
them all except Love.
Madness was getting desperate, unable to find
Love. Envious of Love,
Envy whispered to Madness: "You only need to
find
Love, and Love
is hiding in the rose bush."

Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed
wildly at the rose
bush. Madness stabbed and stabbed until a
heartbreaking cry made him
stop. Love appeared from the rose bush, covering
his face with his
hands. Between his fingers ran two trickles of
blood from his eyes.
Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed
out
Love's eyes with a
pitch fork.

"What have I done! What have I done!" Madness
shouted.
"I have left you blind! How can I repair it?"

And Love answered: "You cannot repair my eyes.
But if you want
to do something for me, you can be my guide."

And so it came about that from that day on, Love
is blind and is
always accompanied by Madness.
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Re: story - sorta chicky but still not bad...

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Thats for five year olds is it?
hehe, probably, but i was sorta down yesterday, and found the story a bit touching...sniff sniff
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so...Madness is gay?? hahaha, j/k. thats aight story tho, coulda ben better
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I been wanting to use this for so so long ,alright hear it is.That story is so ahhhhhh that felt good.
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