Where is your mother??

[sugarcaddy]

Joke-


Hello? "Hi honey, this is Daddy"... Is your Mommy near the
phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Frank."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank, honey!" "Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom
with Mommy right now."

"Uh, Okay, then.....here's what I want you to do. Put down the
phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside
the house." "Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" he
asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and
fell down the stairs and she's not moving any more.

"Oh no...and what about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with
no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the
back window into the swimming pool....but he must have forgot
that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."


**** long pause***


Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039?"



Scott

[TheNotoriousMogg]

ha ha that was a good one

[HogieGT-R]

lmao i needed that one

[drifter350]

very funny

[jcz1987]

That is funny! :r ofl::rof l:

[grimmy]

oh god

[tonioseven]

That goes into the AF Top 10!!

[YogsVR4]

Good one

[BigJustinZ28]

dude that was sick man , lol !!!

[KatWoman]

Doh! Sorry wrong number!!! KBYE!