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09-12-2003, 12:11 AM
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The List to Live By
The List to Live By
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!! The most destructive habit......................Worry The greatest Joy...............................Giving The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...............Helping others The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease............Excuses The most powerful force in life..................Love The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer........The brain The worst thing to be without................... Hope The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue The two most power-filled words..............."I Can" The greatest asset..............................Faith The most worthless emotion.................Self-pity The most beautiful attire......................SMILE! The most prized possession................Integrity The most powerful channel of communication.....Heart to Heart The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm The most important thing in life..................LOVE 
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09-12-2003, 02:39 AM
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Re: The List to Live By
THE OZ'S LIST
The most destructive habit......................Leaving the pub early The greatest Joy...............................3+ in the bed The greatest loss................The 3+ in the bed The most satisfying work...............That first morning piss The ugliest personality trait.............Doesn't compare to the ugliest face trait The most endangered species.........Double digit IQ world leaders Our greatest natural resource...............Beer The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Speed The greatest problem to overcome.................Legalities The most effective sleeping pill........5-8 cones of Ganja The most crippling failure disease............Impotence The most powerful force in life..................Penis The most dangerous pariah..................George W The world's most incredible computer........486DX2 The worst thing to be without................... Her The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue (left this one  ) The two most power-filled words..............."I Do" The greatest asset..............................Bling Bling The most worthless emotion.................Doubt The most beautiful attire......................Birthday Suit The most prized possession................Pants The most powerful channel of communication.....Mobile to Mobile The most contagious spirit.................Vodka The most important thing in life..................BEER  Stupid camp boring lists. They need some spice. Do your own!
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09-12-2003, 03:20 PM
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Re: Re: The List to Live By
LMAO @ teh Oz's list!
   
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09-12-2003, 03:23 PM
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Re: Re: The List to Live By
I'm goin to augment the OZ list.
The most destructive habit......................Leaving the pub early with beer money left in your pocket The greatest Joy...............................3+ in the bed and I am the only male The greatest loss................The 3+ in the bed are wearing chastity belts The most satisfying work...............That first morning piss out the second floor onto the bald guy The ugliest personality trait.............Doesn't compare to the ugliest face trait of zit infested geekwads The most endangered species.........Double digit IQ world leaders - that is as soon as we have a "world" leader Our greatest natural resource...............Beer that is cold The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Speed Racer The greatest problem to overcome.................Legalities of the 3+ in the bed being underage The most effective sleeping pill........5-8 cones of Ganja or as otherwise known as ..... The most crippling failure disease............Impotence of the mind The most powerful force in life..................Penis envy The most dangerous pariah..................George W Harrison The world's most incredible computer........486DX2 with 8 megs of ram The worst thing to be without................... Her private parts The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue (left this one ) when employed by your wifeThe two most power-filled words..............."I Do" each and every chance I get The greatest asset..............................Bling Bling - hence a dictionary The most worthless emotion.................Doubt I know what that is The most beautiful attire......................Birthday Suit of playboy playmates The most prized possession................Pants with pockets The most powerful channel of communication.....Mobile to Mobile home screaming The most contagious spirit.................Vodka martinis The most important thing in life..................BEER soaked teeshirt contestants
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09-12-2003, 04:42 PM
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Re: The List to Live By
The most destructive habit.....................Arson
The greatest Joy.............................fireworks! The greatest loss.................................money The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!) The ugliest personality trait............ah what the hell, fireworks. The most endangered species..........inner tubes for 10" tires Our greatest natural resource...............Our youthful women The greatest "shot in the arm"............incompetence The greatest problem to overcome..........spoiled bologna The most effective sleeping pill...........a 2X4 to the head The most crippling failure disease............procrastination The most powerful force in life..................gravity The most dangerous pariah..................Uncle Herb The world's most incredible computer........runs CP/M The worst thing to be without................sexual organs, followed closely by fireworks or candy The deadliest weapon.......................a submarine filled with immortal man-eating mutants The two most power-filled words..............."go away" The greatest asset.....................the Keebler elves The most worthless emotion................"dumbfoundation" The most beautiful attire.....................Bridgstone skyway-H The most prized possession..............a submarine filled with immortal man-eating mutants
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09-12-2003, 04:56 PM
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Re: Re: The List to Live By
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Amen to that
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09-12-2003, 08:01 PM
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The most destructive habit.....................Laziness
The greatest Joy.............................being able to be lazy! The greatest loss.................................money The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!) (HELLS YEAH) The ugliest personality trait............whining. The most endangered species..........people that do things for free Our greatest natural resource.............water (to make ice for the liquor) The greatest "shot in the arm"............incompetence The greatest problem to overcome........unfortunately, laziness wins again The most effective sleeping pill...........Bat or West's Business Law The most crippling failure disease............pride The most powerful force in life..................hatred of others The most dangerous pariah..................that evil within yourself The world's most incredible computer........DELL The worst thing to be without................feminine products =P The deadliest weapon.......................the face of a woman w/out feminine products The two most power-filled words...............F*CKIN SH*T The greatest asset.....................forgetfulness The most worthless emotion................pride The most beautiful attire.....................CLEAN underwear The most prized possession..............Ebay or Michael Dell
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09-13-2003, 02:41 AM
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The most destructive habit.....................Soap Operas(you start watchin "All My Children" because the women are hot....next thing you know you're watchin it between classes O_o)
The greatest Joy.............................waking up in your spongebob pants at 10 in the morning and not having a hangover The greatest loss.................................women who tease too damn much The most satisfying work..........when you do something good enough for people to actually notice that you're not a piss-on The ugliest personality trait............airheads who aren't funny/ignorance to the extreme The most endangered species..........women who don't go for your wallet once you have cash Our greatest natural resource............. a great booty call The greatest "shot in the arm"............a loaded 12 gauge The greatest problem to overcome........how to not get arrested after downloading mp3s off Kazaa.... The most effective sleeping pill...........sex The most crippling failure disease............procrastination (it's like masturbation...good at first till you realize that you've just f****d yourself The most powerful force in life..................Jesus (he's always the one you turn to when you're bent over the bowl piss drunk and performing a technicolor yawn) The most dangerous pariah..................overprotective soccer moms The world's most incredible computer........one that's really really fast The worst thing to be without................comfortable boxers The deadliest weapon.......................a hot chick with every STD in the book The two most power-filled words...............I'm Late The greatest asset.....................Birth Control The most worthless emotion................shallowness The most beautiful attire.....................my Puma Hoodie and a pair of Cargo pants... The most prized possession...............my Driver's Liscense The most powerful channel of communication.....Porno The most contagious spirit.................Absinthe (hell it makes you see spirits too) The most important thing in life..................a good sense of direction
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