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09-05-2003, 10:47 PM
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Yes, Another Little Johnny Joke...
One day while at school, little Johnny and his classmates learned from a video that Girls have a vagina, and boys have a penis. Not fully understanding what a penis was, even though he had one, little Johnny told his friends that he would find out from his dad what this penis was.
"Dad... what's a penis?" Little Johnny asked. "well son, let me show you" and with that his dad took him to the bathroom, and dropped his pants, revealing his penis. "Son, this is a penis, and might I add, a perfect penis at that." So the next day, Little Johnny's friends were like "did you find out what a penis is? what's a penis?" Feeling proud from the knowledge he had, he took his friends into the boys room and dropped his pants, and said "This is a penis, and if it were a little shorter, it'd be a perfect penis."
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09-05-2003, 10:55 PM
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Nice
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09-05-2003, 11:10 PM
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someone PLEASE kill Little Johnny....
reminds me of this joke: Daughter: Dad, what's a vagina? Dad: you'll find out when you're older. Daughter: and what's a penis? Dad: you'll find out once your mom goes out for groceries. *shudder* 
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09-05-2003, 11:30 PM
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Re: Yes, Another Little Johnny Joke...
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Ive heard that joke, too, except I heard it as grandpa and little granddaughter *shakes in disgust* 
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09-05-2003, 11:42 PM
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