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08-25-2003, 10:55 AM
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Hypocrisy and Ambiguity
The Philosophy of Hypocrisy and Ambiguity.
>> 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the >> sweaty things. >> >> 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, >> floor..... >> >> 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. >> >> 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we >> still have monkeys and apes? >> >> 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he >> knows where all the bad girls live. >> >> 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales >> woman,"Where's the self-help section?" >> She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. >> >> 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? >> >> 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his >> hands with soap? >> >> 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens >> to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? >> >> 10. Is there another word for synonym? >> >> 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it >> all?" >> >> 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal >> eating an endangered plant? >> >> 13. If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his >> wages? >> >> 14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? >> >> 15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they >> afraid someone will clean them? >> >> 16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless >> or naked? >> >> 17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? >> >> 18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he >> has the right to remain silent? >> >> 19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank >> machines? >> >> 20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at >> those yellow road signs? >> >> 21. What was the best thing before sliced bread? >> >> 22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk >> about other people. >> >> 23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algaebra? >> >> 24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy >> adultery? >> >> 25. How is it possible to have a civil war? >> >> 26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest >> drown, too? >> >> 27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you >> still be hungry? >> >> 28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you >> done? >> >> 29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to >> have "S" in it? >> >> 30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead >> of "assteroids"? >> >> 31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot >> at them? >> >> 32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? >> >> 33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three >> times does he become disoriented? 
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08-25-2003, 01:46 PM
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Good find! Quite a few I hadn't seen before in there...
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