Not all Bimmers are created equal.

[Musashi3000GT]

Im heading home tonight after an exhausting day at work and its about 11:30 at night, empty two lane road, no cars in sight. Im driving in 5th gear chilling at 70 mph, all of a sudden a pair of angel-eyes starts tailling me. I knew right away it was some sort of Bimmer or an Accord with angel-eyes.
I let him catch up to my passenger door, I down shift to 4th and floor it (mind you this guy was booking it) I match his speed and then pull slowly and up ahead I see the light turn yellow then red. Now remember the light is already red and its like 400 yards out. I slow down and stop......they guy goes flying past me and under the light.....just keeps going without even taping the brakes! SO I figure "fuck it!" theres no cars in sight, I shift into gear and take off. I see the next light is also red (2 blocks away) and he stops for that one. So I pull up next to him, his window is down and hes looking at me like he wants to intimidate me, like hes hard or something. little 17 year old punny 115 lbs. bastard.
me: Yo man, gotta get them brakes checked soon.
him: *staring dead at me without a sound*
me: the brakes son! you couldnt even stop back there, you should have em checked.
him: *still staring*
me: Hablas Español?
him: *still staring*
me: Oh I see, your mad cause I pulled on your car! You thought you could hang but i smoked you and now you wont talk.
him: *pulls out his cell phone and starts texting some one*
me: OH OKAY, so you can afford the Bimmer but you got that piece of shit 10 dollar cell phone and no brakes!
him: puts down the cell phone and revs.
me: yeah yeah all bark and no bite.
Light turns green and I smoke him again. This time I didnt let off till he was a spec.

Oh and it was a 96-97 M3. Sounded like shit too, like a clacking noise, valve tick probably.

[KamilMk]

Damn, fucking assholes giving Bimmers a bad name... and it was a M3 at that...
It kills me to say it, but... erm... nice kill...


Seriously, good kill.

[DinanM3_S2]

IMPOSSIBLE!!!1!1eleven

My dealer told me that BMWs were incapable of losing.

But honestly, good kill. Ever since those mischief movies came out the E36 M3 seems to have become the car of choice of stupid near-rich kids all over the place. Somebody's gotta put them in their place.

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by DinanM3_S2

IMPOSSIBLE!!!1!1eleven

My dealer told me that BMWs were incapable of losing.

But honestly, good kill. Ever since those mischief movies came out the E36 M3 seems to have become the car of choice of stupid near-rich kids all over the place. Somebody's gotta put them in their place.

That's only if you get the Dealer Installed LS1.

[-Jayson-]

lol thats funny, nice kill

[pimp349]

Originally Posted by DinanM3_S2

My dealer told me that BMWs were incapable of losing.

HAHAHA

[CassiesMan]

I hate it when precocious little cunts like that get their hands on a good car. Hell, I bet when he picked it up, the M was just fine and good, and he probably thrashed the shout outa it and didn't take care of it, and now its gonna break. Fuck. Good kill Mushi. Not really suprised, but very good kill. Those Ms, in good condition, are a low 14, maybe a high 13 car if they are in good condition. If its running bad, and some punk ass wigga who thinks listening to Wu Tang and wearing your pants around your ankles with an inverted visor makes you a hard ass (NEWS FLASH: IT DOESNT) driving, then shit, I wouldn't be suprised if it was up in the igh fourteens or even fifteens.

Hopefully, you'll get a chance to run a boosted E36 with a cool driver, to make up for this needle dick. Way to put him in his place. I'll tell ya what bro, once I get my M3 (which, looking at current prices, is getting closer and closer), I'll come down there and give you a good run. Make up for this prick.

[Musashi3000GT]

I know a few cool Bimmer owners, some of them can hand me my ass but never brag about it which is the tall tale sign of a cool car guy.
Im guessing this kid did what an old co-worker of mine once did. He bought a brand new 330 and read that the oil changes are every 6 or 7k miles. well the retard put regular oil in it because he thought synthetic was too expensive (so he has money for the car but not the fluids??? ) and figured "oil is oil".he still ran it for 7K miles in betwen changes. by 15K miles he had nasty valve tick cause he ran the piss out of it. oh and he would tank up with 87 octane every other gas stop. "gas is gas, the car dossent know the difference".

yeah, some people dont desserve such fine machines.

[KamilMk]

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

I know a few cool Bimmer owners, some of them can hand me my ass but never brag about it which is the tall tale sign of a cool car guy.
Im guessing this kid did what an old co-worker of mine once did. He bought a brand new 330 and read that the oil changes are every 6 or 7k miles. well the retard put regular oil in it because he thought synthetic was too expensive (so he has money for the car but not the fluids??? ) and figured "oil is oil".he still ran it for 7K miles in betwen changes. by 15K miles he had nasty valve tick cause he ran the piss out of it. oh and he would tank up with 87 octane every other gas stop. "gas is gas, the car dossent know the difference".

yeah, some people dont desserve such fine machines.

Is that guy still alive?
Shit if you didn't do it, I'll kill him my damn self!

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

"gas is gas, the car dossent know the difference".

yeah, some people dont desserve such fine machines.

My rents are the same way. I'm like,....I only put the 91+ ion my car, and they are alike, the care done t nknow. and ithen ti g go...howmany time as the benz ben in the ship compared to the 3322 325?

[KamilMk]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

My rents are the same way. I'm like,....I only put the 91+ ion my car, and they are alike, the care done t nknow. and ithen ti g go...howmany time as the benz ben in the ship compared to the 3322 325?

It's true that higher rated gas is better, but if you read the cars owner manual and it says that it takes in 89 octane,
than that's what you should pump.
Why over pay, when the car is capable of running something cheaper, and still run.

I'm not saying that about the Bimmer in perticular, just any car. Read the manual first, and then pump the car.

Hell who am I trying to fool. I'm a complete car freak, and I can't have my car get anything less than the best. I love my car, for whatever it might be...
So yea, I put 91 octane in my current car, which is... crazy, but I do it anyway.

[danno_SS]

me: Yo man, gotta get them brakes checked soon.
him: *staring dead at me without a sound*
me: the brakes son! you couldnt even stop back there, you should have em checked.
him: *still staring*
me: Hablas Español?
him: *still staring*
me: Oh I see, your mad cause I pulled on your car! You thought you could hang but i smoked you and now you wont talk.
him: *pulls out his cell phone and starts texting some one*
me: OH OKAY, so you can afford the Bimmer but you got that piece of shit 10 dollar cell phone and no brakes!
him: puts down the cell phone and revs.
me: yeah yeah all bark and no bite.

Best one sided exchange since "Taxi Driver".