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Old 08-20-2003, 04:29 PM
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Talking Super Confusing email.

I got this in the email, anybody else get it? Thought it was funny. Afterall, who doesn't enjoy getting emails about world domination by way of secret mind control devices implanted in the brain - written in very bad english? I've edited some of it out to save space.

"This story is 100% true, Forward in Aug.

Help! Hong Kong police-terrorist's use Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murders Hong Kong people.

Dear internet friend:

Help! Hong Kong police use Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murder Hong Kong people, 100% true story, please send e-mail your dear people and the local news, 1*10 10*100 100*1000 ..... , thank my dear Internet friend.

Hong Kong police terrorist organization:

The devil machine made in England, the Hong Kong police now use, install the police communication network, 24 hours murders Hong Kong people, this murder defeat, exposes the Hong Kong police terrorist organization.

By the 2001-1-1~2003-8-1 31 months, murders by the police knew that:

1. installs the small machine to be in Hong Kong people head ----- installs is extremely easy, not to have the voice to be troublesome, the victim did not feel.

2. Input/output voice ----- input/output the voice extremely clearly, in this mountain, this sewer, this elevator, the input - output voice is extremely clear, does not use the dry battery.

3. Murders Hong Kong people ----- terrorists is the Hong Kong police up to 50, murders many Hong Kong people for up to 2 years.

Attacks the Hong Kong terrorist need your power.
Please send email to the Hong Kong government, thank my dear Internet friend.
Chief Executive : http://www.info.gov.hk/ce/eindex.htm E-mail : [email protected]
Letter Hong Kong Special Administrative Region
Chief Executive is Mr Tung Chee Hwa ====+====+====+====+= 21 Month
Legislative Council members ( 60 ) Mr / Ms ====+====+====+====+= 21 Month
The Commissioner of Police is Mr Tsang Yam Pui ====+====+====+====+====+= 26 Month "

And that's not all, the site which this message has links to(I've edited them out), contains this picture - diagramming how this head implant makes innocent people kill eachother, I've attached the diagram. It is 100% true
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Old 08-20-2003, 04:31 PM
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Sucks to be in HK, then!

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whoever wrote that is definetly
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Old 08-20-2003, 06:59 PM
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Re: Super Confusing email.

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Ack - a lame chain letter


(this is just useless mumbo jumbo to make my post longer)
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Old 08-20-2003, 07:48 PM
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Re: Super Confusing email.

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Originally Posted by 2strokebloke
I got this in the email, anybody else get it? Thought it was funny. Afterall, who doesn't enjoy getting emails about world domination by way of secret mind control devices implanted in the brain - written in very bad english? I've edited some of it out to save space.

"This story is 100% true, Forward in Aug.

Help! Hong Kong police-terrorist's use Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murders Hong Kong people.
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Whoa, that's rich!! I love broken english.

"Murders Hong Kong peoples, HELP!"
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Old 08-20-2003, 08:56 PM
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I knew those crazy bums were telling the truth!!! They were the first to leak the secrets of brain implants, now someone in HK has spread the word to the world! Soon we'll be rid of these pesky voices in our heads!
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Damn!!!

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clearly fake hong kong police.....bah.....


this is something only the canuks and aussies could come up with in their continous endeavours to rule the world
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