Best joke of 2003?

[Ricochet]

I got an email saying this, but I think it's retarded. Don't expect much from this joke...


For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage
on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike!"

[YogsVR4]

That damn sure ain't the best of 2003.

[trevolutionist]

that's supposed to be funny??