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Old 08-02-2003, 09:01 PM
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On liners and rips

When ripping on ppl or telling one liners post the best ya got here

Someone yawns at work...

Ask are you tired?
They state "yes up to late blah blah blah"

Ask them "Wanna crawl up my leg and hit the sac?"
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HEY im from michigan too! here's mine the word of the day is legs. so, lets go back to my place and spread the word
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I lost my virginity, can I have yours ?
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:22 PM
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*checks her shirt tag"

Yup!, just as I thought...made in heaven
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:52 PM
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Id like to wear you like a pair of sun-glasses, one leg behind each ear.
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*checks her shirt tag"

Yup!, just as I thought...made in heaven

^^^awww...that's so cute...I LOVE corny pick up lines, corny ones, not the cheesy sexual ones...
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^^^awww...that's so cute...I LOVE corny pick up lines, corny ones, not the cheesy sexual ones...
I figured you would see that one and like it
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I was flirting around with this one girl, talkin' some smack, and she said something, and I replied:

"How about I put my foot in your ass?!"

And then I said:

"And by foot, I mean 12 inches..."

Dumb, but I thought it was funny.
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