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Old 11-24-2001, 03:52 PM
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How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

  • One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
  • One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
  • One hand on wheel, one finger and head out the window -- cursing, cutting across all lanes of traffic: Philadelphia
  • One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
  • One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: L.A.
  • Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
  • Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in backseat: Italy.
  • One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle.
  • One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
  • Four-wheel-drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
  • Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
  • One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130 MPH and four feet from your bumper, late for happy hour, while others flash their headlights to tell you to get the hell out of the way: Washington, D.C., Beltway
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Old 11-24-2001, 03:55 PM
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Re: How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

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  • One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: L.A.
  • Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
I can vouch for these. :hehehe:
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Old 11-24-2001, 04:25 PM
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All of these could apply to Phoenix drivers...hehe then again there are hardly any AZ natives here....everyone practically moved here from everywhere else
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And if they have no idea at all they're most definitely from Auckland!
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A few of those could apply for NJ too
Here's one for NJ too: no hands on wheel, one hand on eye pencil, one hand on face, both feet on accelerator while looking in the rearview mirror. (but that applies almost anywhere )
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Old 11-24-2001, 08:23 PM
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Re: How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

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[*]One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130 MPH and four feet from your bumper, late for happy hour, while others flash their headlights to tell you to get the hell out of the way: Washington, D.C., Beltway
You forgot the other D.C. Beltway scenario: One hand on radio, the other pressing horn while cradling cell phone, sitting in dead stand still and yelling both at the drivers and the person on the other end of the cell phone.

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[*]Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Are you trying to tell me that they don't drive like that in their own home state????
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