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11-20-2001, 01:41 PM
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Lawyer Logic
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him for a contribution.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you do not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is living in a shabby little apartment, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Umm... no." "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, cannot hold a steady job?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. "Or that my sister is a single mother with three children to raise?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again. "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!" 
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11-20-2001, 03:04 PM
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LMAO!!!:hehehe::hehehe:
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#5
11-20-2001, 03:26 PM
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nuff said.
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11-20-2001, 04:12 PM
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hahahaha... greedy SOB
btw, not all lawyers are that bad 
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