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07-14-2003, 02:57 AM
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a funny pick up line
this is a pick up line I just heard anyone else heard it?...
why dont u be like dairy queen and ill be like burger king you treat me right and ill do it your way  |
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07-14-2003, 08:50 AM
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That's even worse than "Nice legs, when do they open? "
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07-14-2003, 10:15 AM
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it's funny though
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07-14-2003, 10:22 AM
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07-14-2003, 04:25 PM
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One of my dads friends pick up line was just introducing himself and then asking if she would like to join him in the shower. My dad said the ridiculous part is everytime he used it, it would work on one girl at least.
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07-14-2003, 11:50 PM
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if i was a fly i would land on you. cause you are the shit
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07-14-2003, 11:52 PM
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the word of the day is "legs". now let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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07-15-2003, 12:00 AM
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I dont get it. Do I need to be Americano?
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07-16-2003, 04:42 AM
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Are you retarded? Cause you sure are special!
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Nice shoes, wanna F#$% *edited for moderators pleasure*
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07-16-2003, 07:30 PM
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my favorite:
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Best ever is since its summer and all
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07-16-2003, 11:28 PM
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"how about you and me play army. Ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."
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