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11-18-2001, 01:43 PM
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Keeping Your Insanity
A few ways to keep your insanity.
 20- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 19- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 18- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 17- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 16- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 15- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 14- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 13- Don't use any punctuation marks. 12- As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 11- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 9- Sing along at the opera. 8- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 7- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 6- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 5- Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 4- When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!" 3- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 2- Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 1- Try to recruit others to be a AF post whore. 
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11-18-2001, 02:35 PM
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I like it. I'm working real hard on #1!!
  :hehe:
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#3
11-18-2001, 02:40 PM
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1-2 sound good to me
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11-18-2001, 03:22 PM
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I do stuff like that on a regular basis
You should try "spilling" M&M's all over the little conveyor belt at the grocery store, or moving the wet floor signs in department stores to the carpeted area
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11-18-2001, 03:23 PM
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1,6 and 13 fit me fairly well.
Good list Kb. I love this shit
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My Wheels 15' Kia Soul SX 2.0L 13' GMC 1500 P/U 5.3L Last edited by Rich; 11-18-2001 at 04:45 PM.
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11-18-2001, 04:28 PM
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#1, 6, and 13 are me
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11-18-2001, 06:36 PM
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Do I get a prize if I got 2 newbies (1's a girl) today??? I made #1 twice!
I'm gonna look for my 20 fun things to do at Walmart!  Then we're in trouble! :hehehe:
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