Todays Chuckle

[Fritz The Cat]

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[Neutrino]

.....those people are idiots

[TheNotoriousMogg]

[Marc-OS]

wtf? magnets to improve gas milage?

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Marc-OS
wtf? magnets to improve gas milage?

damn straight. I fitted a cyclone exhaust tip as well,now my gas tank fills up as I drive along.........

[numbware]

I have the best way to get better gas milage:

Supplies:
1 Five-Thousand mile hose
As many credit cards you can get.

Instructions:
1. Hook the hose up to your gas tank.
2. Leave the credit cards at the gas station and thell the guy to keep on filling it up.
3. Enjoy better gas milage

[Fritz The Cat]

Ever hear of J.C. Whitney Co.? They sell car parts through the mail. Years ago (many many years ago) they sold a small magnet specially shaped to fit over the gas line. The ad copy stated that the magnatism would align the gas molacules allowing for a better atomization, thus more power. Even as a kid I knew better than that!

[Oz]

Originally posted by numbware
I have the best way to get better gas milage:

Supplies:
1 Five-Thousand mile hose
As many credit cards you can get.

Instructions:
1. Hook the hose up to your gas tank.
2. Leave the credit cards at the gas station and thell the guy to keep on filling it up.
3. Enjoy better gas milage

That won't change your gas mileage at all. You will still be using X amount of gas for Y amount of distance.

[supratuner]

Originally posted by taranaki


damn straight. I fitted a cyclone exhaust tip as well,now my gas tank fills up as I drive along.........

LMAO

[YogsVR4]

If he had put a couple more magnets on, he could have turned it into a hover craft