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05-04-2003, 09:25 PM
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Few chuckles for ya
Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?" --- One night a few female friends went out to a "Lady's Club" to watch some male strippers. One of the women wanted to impress, so she pulled out a $10 bill. The male dancer came over and the woman licked the $10 bill and put it on his butt. Not to be out done, one of the other women pulled out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $50 bill, and put it on his other butt cheek. The third woman took out her wallet, picked out her ATM card, swiped it down the male dancer's crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home. --- One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy **** ! A talking chicken!'"
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05-04-2003, 09:36 PM
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:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: I especially like the last one, but they are all good!
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05-04-2003, 09:52 PM
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 :hehehe: :hehehe: Thanks a lot. I needed that. All were funny. 
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