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Old 06-11-2003, 08:07 AM
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When viagra just doesn't do it

A man went to an urologist and told him that he was having a problem; he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor checked him out, then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if the man was willing to take the risk.

The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into the man's penis. The man thought about if for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try
out his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic
evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants
in town. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his
legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release
the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis immediately sprang out,
slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned
to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" With tears in his eyes, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ass..."
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A man went to an urologist and told him that he was having a problem; he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor checked him out, then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if the man was willing to take the risk.

The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into the man's penis. The man thought about if for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try
out his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic
evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants
in town. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his
legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release
the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis immediately sprang out,
slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned
to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" With tears in his eyes, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ass..."
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