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Old 06-09-2003, 05:07 PM
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A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a fanatic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman
who sat calmly his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said 'Don't you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. 'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope.' More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?' The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for over 48 years.'
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good one, but saw it coming from a mile away
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Does this mean my wife has another husband?
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Wait, my dad hasn't been in a church for a looooooooong time... and I didn't think they'd been married quite THAT long.
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Wait, my dad hasn't been in a church for a looooooooong time... and I didn't think they'd been married quite THAT long.
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