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Old 06-07-2003, 10:35 PM
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Arrow Hillary Clinton...
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Billy," the lad replies.

"And what is your question, Billy?" asks the Senator.

"I actually have three questions:

First--whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second--why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And third--whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"


Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after
recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry," replies the boy.

"And what is your question?" she asks.

"I have five questions:

First--whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second--why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third--whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth--why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And fifth--what happened to Billy?"
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very nice....
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Great joke. Thanks for the laugh
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:09 AM
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question 6: Where did tonioseven go?
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:10 AM
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lol! poor Billy. he got 0wned.

















it's a conspiracy. she's watching us all right now...
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:18 AM
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good one yea shes pure evil ain't she?
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Nice one!!!!

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lol
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question 6: Where did tonioseven go?
I went looking for Hillary; she's a sexy old lady!
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If she ever got elected president, we'd need to start playing Hail to the Thief.
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good one if she did get in i'd move out and never return.
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good one if she did get in i'd move out and never return.
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