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Old 06-07-2003, 10:33 PM
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Exclamation Vanilla pudding...

Excerpted from an article which happeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight the robbers efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled
with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and
inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the
bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit , each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read the next day read:






IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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Man that just made my day...even though its pretty nasty...but funny as hell!!
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I think this pretty much sums it up....
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