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Old 05-24-2003, 05:22 AM
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When all you need is underpants...

>Here's your weekly safety brief. Be careful what you
>wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in
>public.
> From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this
>story of a couple
>who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car
>break down in the parking lot.
>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
>while he fixed the
>car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see
>a small group of people near. On closer inspection she
>saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
>the chassis.
>Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
>turned private
>parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
>embarrassment she
>dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
>shorts and tucked
>everything back into place.
>On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and
>found herself staring at her husband who was standing
>idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three
>stitches in his head.
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Old 05-24-2003, 12:48 PM
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Old 05-24-2003, 03:07 PM
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man, whats this world coming to. you try to help out the elderly and what happens? some dirty old woman with sharp nails comes up and trys to fondle you.
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Old 05-24-2003, 07:49 PM
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I enjoyed that very much
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Ummmm........

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heard it before but very funny evertime i read it:hehehe:
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but it's still funny
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rework of a favourite urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.htm
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