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Old 04-28-2003, 06:32 PM
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Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices? Away From Home: Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night.

The next day, I talked to the children and said it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night.

They said OK. After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in the terminal. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
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Old 04-28-2003, 06:36 PM
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Old 04-28-2003, 06:46 PM
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oh my god!
thats great man, i love it.
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:34 PM
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*lmao*!!!! Omigosh!!! What scares me more is how close "mommy's" name is to mine!
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I don't get it :huh:
J/k That must be the best memory you will be able to tormet the lil one with at his wedding night.
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