The Official AF "Quote" Thread

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by poormillionaire2

That's impossible. Rally has whored around enough for the next 5 generations of his kin. Its sick really.

Thought that was hilarious

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I go to the internet to escape the people I know, not give them new ways to find me.

Regarding facebook...

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by stepho

good I'd like to get laid at least one more time before the world ends. Sadly the chances have gotten slim.

Thinking the world will end when we run out of fuel for our v8's. Me owning a motorcycle that gets good gas mileage will prolong the end of the world.

[my99cavy]

Originally Posted by cavalier2000

was it as smooth going it as it was comming out

talking about.......well....actually I dont know

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by Gohan Ryu

Chuck Lee Van Chan.


He kicks ass.

The Ultimate Warrior

[my99cavy]

Originally Posted by 666 speed

She asked me to pee on her

talking about a crazy ex lol

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by stone_mound_camaro

hey hey hold on there buddy... i dont wanna lose my money. High powered LS1 surefire win... you... I'm not to sure about with your tractionable 3.1L v6

That was directed towards me when I told him i'd race him when its raining, as opposed to him racing GoldZ28 who has the Ls1 maro.

[drunken monkey]

don't usually do something like this but this is simply fantastic.

Originally Posted by Moppie

Top gear tested the UK spec EVO and STi, this guy is looking at the US spec EVO and STi, which are quite different

Basicly the EVO is harder, smarter and a little faster than the STi everywhere in the world except the US, where it gains a few pounds and loses a few smarts to match its market.

[Alibi]

A reply to a guy asking how to get his LeSabre to go faster from 0-60. I told him to push it over a steep cliff, but this guy went one step more in elaboration:

Originally Posted by mcqueary

If I recall correctly velocity = acceleration multiplied by time. So time = velocity divided by acceleration. Recalling that 60 MPH is equal to 88 Feet per second and that the acceleration of gravity is 32 feet per sec per second, by pushing the car off the cliff it should reach 60MPH in 2.75 seconds (88 divided by 32). Now this assumes no air resistance so it may take a little longer unless the windows are down.

Just....wow.

[goldz28]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

"Over the years my ass has taken a pounding."

Thought this was worthy of this thread

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

-40* My balls would be so far up my ass seeking heat I'd have to pick my nose to scratch 'em.

Not a pretty picture if you ask me, but funny nonetheless.

TS out

[ZL1power69]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

Welp, ultimately sex is alot different when it dosen't involve a mouse or keyboard in one hand and Mr. Wankie in the other

funniest shit i've heard in awhile. can always count on the camaro forum guys for a good laugh .