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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Where's the LOGIC in that?" |
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "OK, I’ll go somewhere else to get a byte to eat then!"
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "But it was such a hard drive to get here!"
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "11001101; 01011011; 00101110; 01010110; 01101010; 10101001!" |
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Silly bastards!
![]() 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "That's cool, we're going home to CRASH anyways" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Get off our CASE!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Shoot! We were hoping for some CHIPS with our beer too..." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "www.screwyoupal.com" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Don't piss us off, or we'll STACK DUMP on your bar!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "I'm sorry, we can not allow you to interfere with our mission, Dave" -- HAL9000 :sun: 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "We've already been to all the other bars... We're just making a CIRCUIT" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "That's okay, we'll WORM our way outta here." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, ".GIF us a chance!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "I guess we'll just .MOV on..." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "What kinda PROGRAM are you runnin' here?!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Please insert the disk labeled BAR V2.0" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "We'll just UPGRADE to another bar."
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Fine then, you can RAM your stupid bar up your ass" :finger: |
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LATE PANTS ENTRY
186 pairs of pants walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here." So the pants say, "I guess we'll have to LEG it to the next bar then" |
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Fine then, you're gonna have to DEFRAGMENT your face when we're through with you!!!" |
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "You've just made a FATAL ERROR!" |
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Dammit! ACCESS DENIED Again?!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "DRIVE NOT READY. RETRY FAIL?" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Could you make an EXCEPTION AT ADDRESS 1FG3A3?" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Do you mind if we wait for the BUS here at this ADDRESS?" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Fine, you've got a SCSI bar anyways!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Well, we don't want to RISQ your job..." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Sorry buddy, but your gonna hafta throw us out the WINDOWS if you want us to leave!" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Oops. Didn't mean to ENTER this bar..." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "I heard you, but it didn't REGISTER" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "We'll PLOT a course to a new bar..." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers SING, "I/O, I/O, it's off to drink we go!" :sun: 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't ----." So the computers INTERUPT, "REQUEST permission to stay." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "You didn't even CARD us!"
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186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "We just want a carafe of PORT." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "What kind of SETUP is this?" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Fine, then where's a fruit stand? We want some APPLEs." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "Fine! This place looks so dirty we're afraid we might catch a VIRUS." 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "So you're giving us the BOOT?" 186 computers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here." So the computers say, "You can expect some HaTe MaiL."
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Okay, here's the tally so far...
Jay: 22 Ci5ic: 66 TazDev: 11 Replicant: 2 BoredRec: 5 Moss-man: 5 Damien: 8 Mr. T.: 4 Darkness: 5 Spec2: 5
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