The Official AF "Quote" Thread

[FormulaLT1]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport

Dude..

Baths are for chicks
Showers are for men

I see where you fall in..

I havent taken a shower in forever.. and I really think showering is easier/reaally quicker/less expensive than a bath.

But oh yeah, thats a pretty sweet looking tornado. Ask the city to build that path into a track! I really liked that idea and made me laugh.

LOL, I think he meant to say bath but haven't ruled out him just being really dirty

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

I know, what happen to the good old days of spending a nice summer afternoon eating your parents food, napping and cronic masturbation. Ahhhh memorys .

John talking about his cronic masturbating :/

[00accord44]

Man Law:

Originally Posted by beef_bourito

if you shake it more than twice you're playing with yourself

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by stone_mound_camaro

hey hey... i shouldnt have to pay for it... i should be able to walk up to a public facility with a water fountain and not have to worry about eggs in my poop

Talking about why we hate being in Mexico.

[tazdev]

Originally Posted by pickle

Uhm, ew and it's an auto. Not only am I female, but I'm blonde. I want to keep things as simple as possible.

insert blonde joke here :

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

Yall are trippin. I'd love to have one. Just ride out on my quadskirooski with a backpack, and bam. Done. Who needs a ramp? Not rick. Not with the quadski. Who needs a trailer? Not rick, not with his quadski. Who gets all the chicks? Rick.. with his quadski.

thats right

Rick talking about the amphibious 4 wheeler..

[blazee]

Originally Posted by Chase Pace

Domestic Cars sucks ass because most of them are actually 5 cylinders. Most of them have carbeurated engines and the hondas out there will beat their ass. My friend has a honda civic and he has 900 horses to the rear wheels. He has actually beaten an enzo from 75-92 MPH in first gear, thats IMPORTS FOR YOU!!.. the small block V8s cant even touch his civic and is rear trans-axle is top of the line. Hes got a 7 speed automatic-manual transmission (very rare swap) and hes got the 900 hp big-block V4 engine. Hes got custom ground tripple cam-shafts, hes got ported and polished copper head outter bore .008 cylinder head walls. Hes got dual crankshafts and a titanium alloy oilpan imported from Japan, his uncle lives there (hes chinese). Hes got an throttle body thats been drilled out to 200 MM. Hes got dual air intake systems that pertrude out of the hood. Hes got an intake manifold that actually turned red after he hits Vtec (i know what your thinking, Civic with vetec??) DAMN RIGHT. Hes got hi-flow AKI sports oil-pressure regulator simulator. Running elephant ton injectors. Also, Rubbing alcohol injection turbulator, all specially imported. Thats all he showed me for right now, he said the rest is top secret. If you are in the VA Area or just any area period, i will meat you, (as far as the Midwest) If you have any questions, you can reach me by calling ---(757)-238-7759--- (if mom picks up, just ask for "Chase Pace")

He was serious.....

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

having a riding partner is always a good thing, i know i wish i had one

you walked into that one, danielle, .

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by Mannyb18b

... SO STFU!!!! someone ban me!!!!

This has to be a first. Requested bannage. Sorry, we only accept unwilling residents in Banlandia

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

Igor pays for the server for you to be able to put your words out there for all to see. When your posts do nothing but make the readers IQ drop 5 points at a time it is a waste. Therefor Igor pays for server you post using server. You waste his money.

John talking about how whoring wastes Igor's money.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by Oz

The most difficult part of buying a moped is telling your parents that you're gay.

An oldie but a goodie

[FormulaLT1]

Originally Posted by 666_speed

I snorted meth with a hooker earlier, she then proceeded to steal my wallet, chain me to a lamp post, strip me butt freaking naked, and take advantage of me all helpless and innocent like.

Originally Posted by 666_speed

It was fun!

Man we have some sick bastards on this forum

[vinnym86]

to my99cavy:

Originally Posted by 666_speed

You're a whore rivaling that of Rally.

lol

[my99cavy]

Originally Posted by youngNclueless16

The next morning I woke up in Mexico to a goat licking my ear...

.....interesting lol

[my99cavy]

talking about wanting to turbo charge his car..

Originally Posted by 96cavy

i wanna turbocharge it dunno wat turbo charge is but i want it anyways sounds cool