game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar

[ci5ic]

Originally posted by jay@af
So change it. Just ask anyone around you, or any random person on AIM, etc. for an everyday object.

Nah, I was just saying "meh" cuz I thought my last one was pretty weak, even for a groaner...

I really like this thread though!

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "URINE asshole!"

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "If you don't give us some beer, we'll tell everyone that you never wash your hands after using us!"

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Damn! We get pissed on by everyone!"

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "I hope you remember denying us service the next time you come to our place of business! We'll splatter you with pee droplets!"

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Perhaps you have some breathmints that we could have then?"

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Look barkeep... We've all seen your 'unit', and if you don't serve us, we'll be forced to reveal your dirty little secret (wink wink, nod nod)"

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "we're just STALLing for time..."

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "URINALot of trouble mister!"

[Damien]

I think ci5ic sumed up this object for us!

[BoredRec]

Originally posted by ci5ic

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "URINE asshole!"

Now, THAT'S funny!

[Jay!]

Originally posted by Damien
I think ci5ic sumed up this object for us!

LOL, yeah!! :finger: Stop hogging all the good ones!

[ci5ic]

:finger:

How about next object: pants

[Jay!]

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "It SEAMS we're not welcome..."

[Damien]

186 pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants began to tear......

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by jay@af
What do you do with a urinal? :huh:

If I walked into a mens urinal I could guarantee that I would see an ass or two! :finger: (whether it's clothed or not is another story. ). I would assume I'm correct in that guys stand up and face the wall??? :finger:

[Spec2 Girl]

186 pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say “That’s OK, I’ll make it short"



:finger: to Jay just in case.

[ci5ic]

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "We're cargo pants... We'll take some beer to go then..."

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "button up! We'll drink beer wherever we damn well please!"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "I've been pissed before, but I'm really pissed now!"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "This might come to fistiCUFFS"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "Don't be SHORT with us!"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "This is utter mayHEM"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "Is it because we bring FLY's with us?"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "Well, that's a WAIST!"

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "Hey! The sign says 'no shirt no shoes...' doesn't say squat about pants!" :sun:

[Jay!]

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "Then can we have a piece of CORD OR ROY will be upset?"

(Pants could be named Roy... )

[ci5ic]

Originally posted by jay@af
186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "Then can we have a piece of CORD OR ROY will be upset?"

(Pants could be named Roy... )

This is without a doubt a groaner... But for some reason, I'm laughing really hard!

[Jay!]

Originally posted by ci5ic
This is without a doubt a groaner... But for some reason, I'm laughing really hard!

That's why the Groaner Foul has been suspended for the duration of this game. :coolguy:

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "DEN I'M gonna get outta here!"

(All 186 pairs of pants said that individualy; that's why it's not plural... :finger: )

[Jay!]

186 pairs of pants walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pants here."
So the pants say, "ZIP it!!!"

[ci5ic]

I think this topic is exhausted... How about COMPUTERS?

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "We don't BYTE..."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "BIT of a dissapointment, that."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "We'll be MONITORED..."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "Just wanted a BIT to drink..."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "We can DRIVE to another bar"