The Official AF "Quote" Thread

[twospirits]

First Matt bleeding from behind after Toksin got him and now catapillares for eyebrows, you guys are grossing me out.




Edit: Okay folks, I have decided that from this point on no more outside of AF quotes. The current ones in this thread can stay, but beyond my post here, no more.

Carry On.

TS

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by twospirits

First Matt bleeding from behind after Toksin got him and now catapillares for eyebrows, you guys are grossing me out. TS

[Igovert500]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

If God drove a car, it'd be a LS1. Know why? Cause the LS1 stopped Hitler from invading Canada.





Know why I don't drive an LS1 anymore? Cause the LS1 didn't deem me worthy to drive it, so it kept finding things to break and cost me money. I said that I'd sell it to somebody who was worthy, and it promised not to kill my family.

Fair deal I say. But, the LS1 is no fucking joke man, it'll take you out when you're sleeping, so ruthless.

LOL I knew LS1s were good...but preventing world domination....damn!

[VR43000GT]

Here's a one quote that Musashi ended up owning himself with.

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

With the GTO I get attention from guys.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

and actually our state motto is "Forward", "Wisconsin blows".

qute telling us what the rest of the country already knows

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by freakray

Well, if the sun don't shine out your butt, install a light bulb.....

This one is funnier without an explanation

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Jimster

Easy up on the Shandies, Nancy boy.

Jimster owning acemotorsport.

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

I have had interviews for jobs where I was like, I am sure these people think I am going to go home and eat some paste but they ended up hiring me. So don't count yourself out yet. Besides sometimes even if you look like a dope. They laugh about it afterwards and are like hey remember that guy "uMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMMM" ahahahahahahahahahaha and then they are like yeah we need to hire that numb nuts he is histerical.

Talking about a bad job interview I had today, that made me laugh a lot.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Damien

americans are stupid...

Damien tell us what the rest of the world already knows...

[Damien]

...

wow, i just posted that. i dont care if it's redundant, it's true and cannot be said enough.

[G-man422]

Us Amarikins is stoopid.

[Jimster]

If 'bring it here' means export Falcon to the US, and have Aussies endure the moronic whining that befell Monaro/GTO ... please, don't do it!

I can almost hear them now ...

"Too plain, not 'retro' enough (ie not a style regurgitation of supposedly magnificent '62 Falcon). No scoops. No live axle option so internet blowhards can't boast of cutting those absolutely crucial 0~30ft ETs. Too heavy (ie too strong) and probably accuse it of being a Taurus or Tempo clone as well - despite unique platform & RWD design etc. And while they're at it they'll probably insist the boot (trunk) space be cut in half, to withstand 'typical everyday impacts' from forty ton trucks doing 70mph"

Falcon deserves a better fate than that

A year old post by "Thunda Downunda" as an answer to whether the Falcon should be sold in America.

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by Elk

This topic made me think. It sucks that the U.S. singed on to the nuclear test ban. I saw a show on PBS about Los Vegas and in part of they talked about how back in the 50’s and 60’s the military would setup viewing areas at minimum safe distance for people that wanted to see the nukes go-off. Now that’s what I call a family vacation.

But now because of the ban on nuclear testing fathers all across American will never see glimmer in there son’s eyes that can only come form seeing a 25KT nuclear war head lighting up the Nevada night sky. Bring back nuclear testing, do it for……..”the children.”

Was said in a topic related to this article.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapc....us/index.html

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I have to put a post in here to prove to myself and others (you know who you are) that I can type correctly and coherently even when I'm drunk. YES! I'm the man. Kiss my ass Danielle!

This coming from the piss post thread, whats funny is that he does not tell you it took him an hour to type that.

TS out

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by 666_speed

rally has an agreement with the elves...every time he posts he gets a cookie....you guys know that....that in itself is enough to prove to everyone he had more posts

that was said regarding this..

Originally Posted by Savage Messiah

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