game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar

[Damien]

I know peepes! If you read my post :finger4:

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wait a sec, I'm busy. So, can ya hear me now? Ok, can you hear me now?"
So the phones say, ":finger4:"

[Jay!]

I was having a new thread of each object... too much? I figure they'd each get 10-15 replies, then die...

but I don't want to flood the forum... :o

[ci5ic]

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "BRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG us some beer mate!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Did we miss LAST CALL?"

[ci5ic]

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Sorry, we must have gotten our wires crossed..."

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "How you gonna TELE PHONE he can't have no beer?!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Well we're TAPPED for cash anyways."

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Don't make us # you!"

[Damien]

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Doesn't matter. You got a telephone in the back we can use?"

[ci5ic]

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Can you TRANSFER us to another bar?"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "BEEP BOOP BEE-BEEP BOP BOOP BIP"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "3825 968!"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "If you would like us to leave, please press 1. If you will serve us beer, please press 2"

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "Well then, t's a good thing we're MOBILE PHONES"

[ci5ic]

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "We're just here to put our numbers on the wall in the bathroom"

meh.

[BoredRec]

186 phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve phones here."
So the phones say, "I think we're getting a bad SIGNAL here, did you say no beer?"

[Ssom]

186 Phones walk into a bar
The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve phones here"
So the phone say "Gggrrrrrr........Give us a drink or we'll RING your neck

[Jay!]

Originally posted by ci5ic
meh.

So change it. Just ask anyone around you, or any random person on AIM, etc. for an everyday object.

[tazdev]

how about URINALS

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Don't PISS us off or your a dead man":monkeypis

[Damien]

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "All we want is a cake!"

[Spec2 Girl]

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Just give me a drink and stop making an ass of yourself!

or

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Stop being a dick and give me a drink!


:angel:

[darkness]

186 urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve urinals here."
So the urinals say, "Come on man, we're just looking for a place to flush away our worries"

[Jay!]

LOL @ Damien!!!

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
"Just give me a drink and stop making an ass of yourself!"

Umm... What do you do with a urinal? :huh:

186 British urinals walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve British urinals here."
So the British urinals say, "Eh, wot? You're just taking the PISS, eh?"

(same word as tazdev; different context. )