The Official AF "Quote" Thread

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by XeVeNskyLiNE

If I killed by an animal it should be by something cool, like a jaguar or giraffe or something.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

You've seen the commercials. Pads got wings, guard rails, turbos, all kinds of shit now. Who wouldn't want to wear one?

apparently..feminine products are becoming quite popular on AF....

[Toksin]

Matty40000: *throws down*
OoToksinoO: BRING IT
Matty40000: you don't none of this!
Matty40000: .. wanna get a drink instead?
Matty40000: it's about beer o'clock anyways.
OoToksinoO: yeah sure
OoToksinoO: usually happens to me
OoToksinoO: someome comes to me
OoToksinoO: startin shit
OoToksinoO: 2 minutes later theyre buying me a beer
Matty40000: or in my case, trying to suck me off... which isn't always welcome cause they're dudes.... with that said, i don't leave the house much...

Isn't always welcome? So it's welcome some of the time?

[-The Stig-]

Matty40000: LOL
Matty40000: nice
Matty40000: you're an ass
Matty40000: but nice.
OoToksinoO: i'm a nice ass?
Matty40000: you can be.
OoToksinoO: thanks
Matty40000: very firm on your beliefs
Matty40000: a bit bouncy to subject to subject though
Matty40000: overall, a nice rounded individual
OoToksinoO: LMAO
OoToksinoO: actual LOL

[twospirits]

hmmm it doesn't say Official AOL/IM quote thread, it does say Official AF quote though,

things that make you go hmmmm. Oh the hell with it, I'll change the rules.

TS

[Damien]

^i think they already did...

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by twospirits

hmmm it doesn't say Official AOL/IM quote thread, it does say Official AF quote though,

things that make you go hmmmm. Oh the hell with it, I'll change the rules.

TS

It counts as an AF Quote when you're IMing with an AFer


back to our regular scheduled programming...

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Cool girl, good lookin too. Definitely wanted to Then slowly but surely, her hair got a lil darker, her clothes got a lil wierder, her attitude got a lil sadder. She eventually quit the job.

She was emo and it was too late for me to help her

Friends don't let friends turn emo

Oh this stuff kills me.

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by Moppie

And if your so fat you can't ride a bike then consider spending the money a stomach stapeling?

LOL

[Jet-Lee]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i found out this morning that when a girl asks you to wake her up at 7am she means call and get her up etc..

not put your phone up the your motobike exhausts and rev it.

i thought everyone wanted to wake to the symphony of a 90 degree V-twin with quard-cam desmodromic valve timing. apparently not. she should be pleased i only took it up to 4,000rpm and not the full 13,000.

meh, maybe it's just me...

Ok, that's just fuckin' hilarious!

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

Can you tell me what part of that sentence had anything to do with food, drink, or health?

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

refer to stone_mound_camaro's post, with the fruity language then read from then on.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by 666_Speed

I don't care what anyone says, KY warming is the greatest stuff ever. It's so fun haha!

666 defending his fetish other other than crippled midget porn, eeew

[2.2 Straight six]

Toksin on irony:

Originally Posted by Toksin

Tell him to stop crying or I'll give him something to cry about.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

man... if you were my sister, incest would be totally cool

He was having a little chat with Jenna Jameson so...

[-The Stig-]

OoToksinoO: yeah, you were my first
OoToksinoO: so youre special
OoToksinoO: ....how longs the bleeding going to last?
Matty40000: a day or two.
OoToksinoO: cool