The Official AF "Quote" Thread

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Moppie

I just spent two hours with a Hydrolic man, blew a high pressure hose feeding the main Ram.

That's our Moppie!

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by MonsterBengt

There's no sand in my vagina !!

Does it even matter what the explanation for this is?

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Corrected dyno = 527 RWHP
Actual dyno = 435-440 RWHP (give or take, depending on conditions)


Because of where I live, I lose more power than rice(er) makes.

hahah.

[twospirits]

People, Lets try not to quote yourself.

Carry on.

TS

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

I don't care how many miles the claim, reality is a cumbstion engine....

and

Originally Posted by wrightz28

Wait, what's that, off in the distance? Is it a bird,? Is it a plane? NO, it's Quicksilver_28 with another random fucking post!!!

both of those were in the same post by wright

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It started with:

Originally Posted by highteknology

they are just removin some skin, not like they are goin after the cojones.

Which resulted in:

Originally Posted by Moppie

Its a little more than just some skin.
You clearly don't have a penis. .

In reaction to discussion over an 8 year old possibly having to get a circumcision

[-The Stig-]

AIM convo about AF:

OoToksinoO: drama drama drama
Matty40000: yup
Matty40000: "As the Forum Turns"
OoToksinoO: LOL
OoToksinoO: "Threads of our Lives"


I shit you not, he made the LOL that big... damn near spit my drink out that the rediculously huge "LOL"

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

digital film.

i hear it's hard to get hold of.

[goldz28]

This is a quot from some guy who got banned for talking shit about girls driving camaro's. Don't remember what his name was, the one posted was unknown blabla

first off, telling me to take a 1 week break, so u can go and dis me behind my back prooves your a PUSSY!!!! so i will not debate that.

second off, just because i dont find girls driving camaros NORMAL doesn't mean im sexist. If you think thats normal, then maybe you like girls with chesthair and balls too.

and last calling me a prick behind ur computer somewhere when you think i can't see your talkin shit about me proves what a fuckin hick-ass shitbag you are! i'd fucking break your jaw and shove it down your throat right now if i was anywhere near your pussy ass. that goes for you too sk8tr YOU FUCKIN PUSSY! Tell me where the fuck you are and be man enuff to say that shit to my face.

as for erik, your a fuckin asshole ducsche bag, your not even man enuff to say shit to me straight up over ur fuckin computer from whatever hick-ass town u from. PUSSY! thats all i have to say. ban me now fuckin asswipe!

[Mr Wiggl3s]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

wow a race car worth 100 million (100000 * grand which i asume you meant 1000), that thing was either made of gold (traditional metal used in racing due to its low cost light weight properties) or Shumacher must be posting here after rolling his F1 car while wearing the British Crown Jewels.

Got it

[666_speed]

Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

Thats sad I am going to miss yours balls...

Just being his usual self

[Igovert500]

A few of my favorites:

Originally Posted by eps

Did you know that Emus are sexually attracted to humans?

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

Boy, by the time you run a quarter mile, I could have read War and Peace in Russian and translated it...

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

Calm the hell down and go sit in the corner before I use the ban stick to smack the taste out of your mouth.

Originally Posted by MBTN

So I told her she was a waste of vagina and would look better with my dick in her mouth.

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

I had an old e-machine which sucked balls. I couldnt get it to play Mechworrior and the stupid thing kept on crashing. Finally took my Katana and impaled it into the tower. no more computer, no more problems.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport

Her nipples are pink!

rally....talking about....well, you can tell.

You see, i was brought up with a 3-letter surname; R, double-E, S...

My mum, at dinner tonight...

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Froggysquasher

How do you pronounce Eagle Talon?

The Talon part...do you say it like tall on or taaalen like what the birds have?

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Its commonly prounced "broke" or "non-running" which is from the greek phase "piece of crap".

TSC at his best.

[Heep]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Moses on a skateboard, you wanna resize those?