If you had to choose, how would you die?

[tazdev]

Originally posted by SkyNex721
I would prefer to gout in my sleep like my grandfather. Peacefull.

Not screaming like the couple in the back of his cab

[tazdev]

If I could choose the way I would die I would choose a bullet in the head, square between the eyes. Quick and messy

[halfast]

Originally posted by LX98Civic


I 2nd that! When I see these old f**ks in my store (wal-mart) I always say I hope I am long gone before I get that way

Not to young though

Humph, the audacity of youth!! That's easy enough to say now, while you are young(judging from your picture), you'll not be as eager as you might think, when you get older. Next time you see one of those 'old' people, ask them if THEY think they would have been happier if they had died before they reached their present age.. You don't really know much about life yet, if you are like most people under 40.
I'm in my 50's, & intend to enjoy every second of life, however impaired as I may appear, right up to the very end.

(The preceding is my opinion only, and the opinion of most of my friends my age. ( I asked them) I mean no offense to anyone who may read the foregoing.)

[4ndrms]

i want to be killed twice or get shot 25 times in the same spot

[89ssgti]

die in my sleep,no pain no suffering

[taranaki]

Originally posted by halfast

Humph, the audacity of youth!! That's easy enough to say now, while you are young(judging from your picture), you'll not be as eager as you might think, when you get older. Next time you see one of those 'old' people, ask them if THEY think they would have been happier if they had died before they reached their present age.. You don't really know much about life yet, if you are like most people under 40.
I'm in my 50's, & intend to enjoy every second of life, however impaired as I may appear, right up to the very end.

(The preceding is my opinion only, and the opinion of most of my friends my age. ( I asked them) I mean no offense to anyone who may read the foregoing.)

Beat me to it.

Most people can't face up to the idea that they are going to get old .......until they start hitting the big round numbers (30 / 40 / 50)

I'm thinking of taking up smoking again....they reckon it's a slow death,and I'm in no hurry to die...

[fearless_simian]

I still have to say that I want a death that will warant an interesting obituary. One of my big things in life is to make peoplke laugh, so if i ndeath i can do the same thing then it is all good.

[Twist]

When I first saw this thread I thought I want to die in my sleep, but then I thought about doing something I love and dying then. But I couldn't stand not finishing something that I was working on like a model. I think I want to die doing something I hate. Like the IRS comes over and decides to give me an severe audit and I croak on the spot. That would probably be best. I think it would make a fine obituary.

[taranaki]

Now this is dying instyle!!!!!!!!!!!!


16th Jan, 2002


GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club.

The club had been rented out for the private affair.

According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.




Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.

When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."

Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.

When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face.

The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage.

"Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John Gillman said.

"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.

"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts.

Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.

Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money.

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.

"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.

"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there. "

The Pretty Kitty declined comment.



That'll do for me!

[Porsche]

I think that falls under the "dying while screwing' category. Sorta strange. I'd like to be in some nice car going way to fast (intentionally) then hit something and go out instantly. Either that or skydiving with no parachute. It just sounds interesitng rather than peaceful, I want to live life to the last second.