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Old 01-28-2003, 11:23 PM
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Shit...where do I start....
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Took 13 Tequila shots on an empty stomach and woke up the next day on the hood of a '78 Camaro with my hand stuck in the hood scoop:alien: Also my friend and I had a farting contest in my car about an hour before he fixed me up with a hot chick I'd been lusting after She got in the car and her face cracked because of the smell I was trying to be a gentleman and went to open the car door for her but when I got out, I forgot to put the car into "park" so the car started rolling and almost hit a Corvette parked in front of me. For some strange reason, I never saw her again!
Lets think long and hard about this one.....mabey she thought you didn't have your pull-ups changed. Or mabey she didn't think she could compete with your war-like ass bombs. who knows :thumbup:
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I'm not going to tell you these for fear that someone may be tempted to try them.

But what I can tell you, with the benefit of hindsight they were incredibly risky ventures, poorly conceived and planned, extremely fortunate to have survived at all or to have paid such a miniscule price in terms of injury to ourselves or others - all for a few moments of sheer terror, a boost of adrenaline rush and to fulfill some immature and stupid challenge by another.

I don't regret having done them but I do consider the risks that we took at the time to be incommensurate with the reward. Not to mention the potential risk we could have put other folk into during or in the process of rescuing us from predicaments should things not happened as fortunately.

When I read the Darwin awards I'm tempted to think about some of things we did when we considered ourselves 10 feet tall and invincible. I'm slowly paying the price for these acts as I get older, I walk a little less tall these days, the scars will need to fade a bit more and running any significant distance is but a memory.

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Old 01-28-2003, 11:32 PM
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Thumbs up Replicant...

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Youd have to take that up with my parents asslicker.:finger:
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Youd have to take that up with my parents asslicker.:finger:
good call :right:
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good call :right:

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KICKER ARE YOU CHEATIN ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KICKER ARE YOU CHEATIN ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7 years ago while at a the Lake County Gun show in Illinois a few of my friends and I bought Z-Force 300,000 volt stun guns for kicks. Well we had to try them out of course.

So after a few flips of the coin I lost! Became the first victim. Ummmm those damn things REALLY WORK! Couldn't stand upright correctly for about 2 min and got 2 small burn marks on my ass. Needless to say I won't play that game again.
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Played college football Football players are big strong people who can run very fast...FORCE = MASS(they got plenty of it!) * ACCELERATION(lots of that too!) So yes, I get destroyed by lots of force every single day! But I love it and wouldn't trade it for the world!! VT FOOTBALL BABY!!!
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Trying to barge through I was caught from behind, fell awkwardly and badly twisted my knee putting me out for the majority of the season
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Back in 98 when I was in High School, my friend owned a 95 Murcury Tracer wagon with intake and flowmaster muffler. He let me use it to go to the store and I came across this civic at a red light. I wanted to race him becuase he was riced out or whatever so I put the car in Nutral and reved that beotch. The light turned green so as I reved until it was redlining, I kicked it into Drive with my foot still on the gas.... Crunk kunk..... the car went about 3 feet and just stopped. My friends tranny was FU%$ED after that. I told him that the car just died on me and he never found out what happened:hehe:
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Back in 98 when I was in High School, my friend owned a 95 Murcury Tracer wagon with intake and flowmaster muffler. He let me use it to go to the store and I came across this civic at a red light. I wanted to race him becuase he was riced out or whatever so I put the car in Nutral and reved that beotch. The light turned green so as I reved until it was redlining, I kicked it into Drive with my foot still on the gas.... Crunk kunk..... the car went about 3 feet and just stopped. My friends tranny was FU%$ED after that. I told him that the car just died on me and he never found out what happened:hehe:
Pray he's not reading this thread...
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