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07-16-2002, 01:10 PM
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If vegetable oil comes from vegetables...
where does baby oil come from? --------- How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? --------- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? --------- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? --------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? ---------- If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery? --------- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? -------- Did Adam and Eve have navels? I don't have a clue....... 
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07-17-2002, 06:53 PM
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shouldnt this thread be in the philosophy forum?
 
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I want to know . . .
If a person is born blind . . .
What do they dream about? What do they "see"? |
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why do dogs hate it when you blow in their faces, but take them for a car ride and they stick their head out the window?
why do Drive-Thru ATM machines have Brail on the button's? also one other thing, if 7-11 is open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the door................ |
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what i want to know is...if a person's remote control to their tv suddenly goes AWOL, why does that person spend so much time to search the whole house for that one remote, rather than just get up and change the channel themselves?
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ci5ic: I'm sending you the cleaning bill to have my monitor and keyboard cleaned since I just spat Iced Tea all over everything!!!
This thread is playing mind games with someone who is unarmed....
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Ok people we are straying from the main issue, The 100% Juice Concentrate with Water.... You'd think someone would know how its done...But, I say we boycott all fruit concentrated companies.
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There is one thing that has bugged me ever since I read an interview with Adam Sandler...........He said...........
"When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? " That is so fuckin true...............Yet so many people say it without thinking about it...........  |
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