Riddle me this! Riddle me that!

[psychobadboy]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

but there are no penguins at the north pole. i'm confused now.

That was the answer to the riddle...the natives of the Arctic don't eat penguin eggs cuz there are no penguins living there.

[FourthGenSS]

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
::He's Dead, so NO. Maybe in Arkansas.

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
::She doesn't live here. Probably in Southern hemisphere.

Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
::The answer maybe that the natives of the arctic (Antarctica)
::are penquins.

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
::A ton.

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?
:: I believe this one is play on words, something about one sells
::watches and the other watches cells.

If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?
::Two.

I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
::A cloud.

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
::I think the answer is bullet but the pull back only makes sense on
::semi-auto not on a revolver.

In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
::You can't take pictures with wooden legs. You need a camera.

In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
::They alwas do.

[Raz_Kaz]

Alright, to answer the jewler and jailer riddle the anser is the jewler sells watches whereas the jailor watches cells

[Atomis27]

Originally Posted by B16 SiRII

Yes, Blain and Roland have many fine riddles. But I can't remember any and I don't have my copy at hand. Anybody know what I'm talking about and can post some?

When is a door not a door?

[Raz_Kaz]

/\ And your own for crying out loud!

[Atomis27]

Dammit, yer right. Hmm...

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at midday, and 3 legs at night?

*likely repost, but I dinna care*

[B16 SiRII]

man

those are by far some of the best books i've ever read...

[B16 SiRII]

"I think the answer is bullet but the pull back only makes sense on
semi-auto not on a revolver."
It would on an SA revolver...

[psychobadboy]

Originally Posted by Atomis27

Dammit, yer right. Hmm...

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at midday, and 3 legs at night?

*likely repost, but I dinna care*

Humans...it's the riddle of the sphinx!
Walk on four legs as a baby (crawling), two as an adult, and three in old age (with a walking stick or cane).

[Jet-Lee]

what word, in the english language, can you remove 4 of it's letters, and it is still pronounced the same?

hehehe

[geofroley]

Pfff these are nothing.

Nicola's Lateral Thinking Puzzles

[Sean]

Originally Posted by geofroley

Pfff these are nothing.

Nicola's Lateral Thinking Puzzles

Damn! Those are really annoying.

[eversio11]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

hhaahhaah lol there are no people living in the Arctic!!! look it up. How much school did u go through? Seriously its the only continent with no NATIVES
LOLOLOL

Link -----> http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/

Antarctica and the Arctic are two different places...

You really look like an asshole now, huh?

How much schooling did YOU take?

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by geofroley

Nicola's Lateral Thinking Puzzles

Not original, I've got the book that they came out of. Though it still keeps me busy sometimes with the ones that I've forgotten the answers to.