Riddle me this! Riddle me that!

[Raz_Kaz]

Alright, AF seems to be moving slow today, so i am going to post a couple of riddles and come back with the answers when I get home (around 7pm AF time )

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?


Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?


Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?


Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?


How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?


If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?


I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?


In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?


In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California? no


Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? live with the kangoroos in land down under


Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? no natives there


If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have? 5


I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I? raindrop


In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?every year

those are my answers

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Alright, AF seems to be moving slow today, so i am going to post a couple of riddles and come back with the answers when I get home (around 7pm AF time )

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

[Can't marry a dead man.]


Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

[She lives in the southern hemisphere.]

Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

[Penguins don't lay eggs.]

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

[A scale?]

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?

[They both work behind bars?]

If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?



I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?

[A raindrop]

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?


In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

[Every year]

Some were easy, some I don't get.

[psychobadboy]

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Heck, here in Cali, anything's possible (Edit: He'd be the one dead...)

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Southern Hemisphere. It's winter over there right now...poor bastards.

Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
Penguins live in the antarctic.

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?


How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?
ditto ...

If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?
Since you took two, you'd have two

I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
Clouds?

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?


In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Every year...duh

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by Integra06

Some were easy, some I don't get.

u got 2 right, and penguins do lay eggs. Funny thing is thier are no natives in antartica slick.

[psychobadboy]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

u got 2 right, and penguins do lay eggs. Funny thing is thier are no natives in antartica slick.

The riddle asked about the arctic, not antarctica...yes, there are natives in the arctic.

[Atomis27]

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
A bullet. Hile, gunslinger.

[Jet-Lee]

my answers...heard all of these question before except the jeweler/jailer one

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Alright, AF seems to be moving slow today, so i am going to post a couple of riddles and come back with the answers when I get home (around 7pm AF time )

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

--No, a dead man can't get married--

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

--lives in the southern hemisphere--

Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

--penguins live in the antartic, where there are no natives--

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

--the word "ton"--

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?

--don't know--

If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?

--two, what you take is what you have--

I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?

--clouds--

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

--bullet, but it's lead, not iron--

In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

--you can't take a picture of anything, with a wooden leg. you can only take pictures with a camera--

In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

--every year--

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by psychobadboy

The riddle asked about the arctic, not antarctica...yes, there are natives in the arctic.

hhaahhaah lol there are no people living in the Arctic!!! look it up. How much school did u go through? Seriously its the only continent with no NATIVES
LOLOLOL

Link -----> http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/

[psychobadboy]

Antarctica and the Arctic are two different places...

[lamborghinirocks]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

hhaahhaah lol there are no people living in the Arctic!!! look it up. How much school did u go through? Seriously its the only continent with no NATIVES
LOLOLOL

Link -----> http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/

The artic is the north pole area, and Antarctica is the continent where the south pole is located

[Hyatus]

but there are no penguins at the north pole. i'm confused now.

[pro3racer]

alright, time for a high school student(that is actually smart) to come in here. Antarctica, has no natives, penguins live there. The arctic has has natives, called the inuits(sp), but they don't have penguins, they have polar bears, but no penguins. Penguins lay eggs. Nobody other than a few scientists live in antarctica.

[B16 SiRII]

A bullet. Hile, gunslinger.

Yes, Blain and Roland have many fine riddles. But I can't remember any and I don't have my copy at hand. Anybody know what I'm talking about and can post some?

[FireBball972]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Alright, AF seems to be moving slow today, so i am going to post a couple of riddles and come back with the answers when I get home (around 7pm AF time )

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?


Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? live in the tropics


Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? they'd have to go through a penguin to get to it (they're kept warm on the father's feet)


Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?


How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?


If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have? two apples


I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?


In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?


In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year? Year 1 B.C.?

at least those are my guesses