Riddle Me This!!!

[zebrathree]

Yeah, 11.

[Atomis27]

Originally Posted by deadlight

when it is ajar.

Very good!

Now,
No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?

[slave]

I thought it was 24 because E.T went home.

[BP2K2Max]

Originally Posted by Atomis27

Very good!

Now,
No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?

silence?

[eversio11]

how many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by eversio11

how many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and 12 dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other. *peter griffin laugh*

[Atomis27]

Originally Posted by BP2K2Max

silence?

Correct!

Lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?

[Porsche]

The star trek one was that they both have Captain's logs.


The answer to yours Atomis27 is: his breath.

An oldie if you've seen Die Hard, but I still like it;

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wive had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens, how many of us were going to St. Ives?

[Atomis27]

Just you.

Out of the eater came forth meat, out of the strong came sweetness.

[Atomis27]

And another:

There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name.
It's sometimes tall and sometimes short,
joins our talk and joins our sport,
and plays at every game.
What is it?

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by Atomis27

Correct!

Lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?

Air?