If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.

[-Josh-]

I've honked at girls before, it makes them happy. Or makes them conceded. I do it just to see if i can get a smile out of them. Lighten up man.

Dumb drivers are everywhere, central illinois residents beware..my 73 year old grandpa finally got his license renewed after failing his driving test 7 times.

[goat_launcher]

integra, dude you have unresolved anger issues. if we met in person, we'd probably be great friends.

For me, on campus at UCLA, we have an extraordinary amount of high maintenence women. I mean you wouldn' believe it. It's like a genetic offshoot of girls. These girls are drop dead gorgeous, but they have major flaws...

1. They won't give you the time of day unless you look like a carbon copy of Brad Pitt and/or look like you work at Gap/Eddie Bauer/Abercrombie & Fitch
2. They are cliquey as fucking hell
3. They are usually space cadets

Now, as a common dork in high school, I was usually scared of running into these types and being humiliated, but as a mature, fully grown male I've discovered that they CAN be dissed.

Yelling at them from my car is one of the ways...

"It smells like a fucking rotten tuna can!"
"Hey baby, I got the child support, the checks in the mail!"
"Hey, it's Chewbacca!"
"BLOOOOOWWJOOOOBB!!!!!!"
"Your boyfriend cheats on you!"
I also used to have on of those musical Bull horns from radio shack that can play the first 2 bars to every fight song...you won't believe how many people on the Transit bus shuttle in the lane next to me know the words to "Sons of Westwood" (UCLA fight song).

Sure, this sounds extremely ignorant and childish, and you're welcome to chastise me, (but I won't listen) but if these whores wont be put down to size by their meathead boyfriends, who will?

Because of the bullhorn, I don't use my horn that much.

[avpart3]

no, I hate the cocks that sit behind you at a red light and wait til the split second when the light turns green to honk you. That shit pisses me off. Like it doesn't take at least one half a second for me to take my foot off the break and put it on the gas. Slow down speed Racer!

[BP2K2Max]

fuck that, when there are 2 or more assholes taking up two or more lanes of traffic while going to same speed right next to each other, i'm laying on my horn unitl one of them asswipers moves, if you don't like it, deal.

as for beeping at women, i suppose that's stupid. but have you ever walked down the road and had a car full of girls beep at you? it makes you feel pretty good. i have a fried who met his GF at the gas station by beeping at her. he saw her pumping gas and beeped when he drove by, she motioned for him to come back, he did and they ended up dating.

[TexasF355F1]

I'm gonna add another thing that pisses me off. The dumb ass fuckers that drive the wrong way in the parking lot. Hey dumb ass the parking spots are angled that way so its easy to park and leave. So if you do this, FUCKING QUIT IT! It happens almost daily on campus and I want to fucking just run right into them.

Oh and another thing, park INBETWEEN the damn lines. I swear the next time I see someone take up more than one spot on campus, I'm gonna slash all 4 tires!!!!!!!!!

[mycivic]

Originally Posted by ArideII

Speaking of getting out of your car and going to the person that honks at you:
My father in law got so pissed at a guy one time for hitting his car with a coke can, at the next red light he got out of his car, pulled the guy half way out of his car through the window and punched him in the face! Walked back to his car got in lit up a cigarette and left! The craziest m-fer ever. I wish I had the balls to do something like that. I was speechless. he managed not to get in trouble because he was a major on the police department( i know not real fair)

Something similar my father did. On one of the sidestreets (not the freeway), someone cut my father. My father so pissed off chased that guy down the road. He went to the other guys side and front to force him to pull over, then he got out, opened the other guys door, punched him in the face and left.

[ArideII]

Originally Posted by BP2K2Max

fuck that, when there are 2 or more assholes taking up two or more lanes of traffic while going to same speed right next to each other, i'm laying on my horn unitl one of them asswipers moves, if you don't like it, deal.

as for beeping at women, i suppose that's stupid. but have you ever walked down the road and had a car full of girls beep at you? it makes you feel pretty good. i have a fried who met his GF at the gas station by beeping at her. he saw her pumping gas and beeped when he drove by, she motioned for him to come back, he did and they ended up dating.

When people do that shit to me I drive in the middle of the road with the dotted white line going down the middle of my car and start acting like I am going to squeez through . It usually works... sometimes it makes them mad and they continue to do it on purpose.

[integra818]

Originally Posted by BP2K2Max

as for beeping at women, i suppose that's stupid. but have you ever walked down the road and had a car full of girls beep at you? it makes you feel pretty good. i have a fried who met his GF at the gas station by beeping at her. he saw her pumping gas and beeped when he drove by, she motioned for him to come back, he did and they ended up dating.

If you're a guy and you get honked a, it might make you feel special, but remember girls and guys don't think alike. Example: if agirl grabbed your ass in the mall, it would kinda make you happy, if you were to grab a girls ass in the mall, you'd get a slap across the face.

[luxuriouslyloudz]

Hmm, all you get is slapped.....damn, I get kicked in the whoohaas. Oh well.

Yeah, I'd NEVER seen people honking at girls/me on a sidewalk until I took time off in Las Vegas. All along the strip guys constantly try to get the attention of a hottie, all I think is "La-hew-sa-herr"
Funny though, when a few cars with a cute girl in it honked at me.....that or the guy trying to give teen escort mags out.....it did make me feel good, until I realized that its like a 3 mile hike from one end of the strip to the other, then I started crying again.

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by mycivic

Something similar my father did. On one of the sidestreets (not the freeway), someone cut my father. My father so pissed off chased that guy down the road. He went to the other guys side and front to force him to pull over, then he got out, opened the other guys door, punched him in the face and left.

That's fucked up. That's completely fucking retarded. Tell him to sort out his anger issues.