sick to death! PORSCHE BOXSTER DRIVERS READ!

[crayzayjay]

Chill out people!!!

I doubt whether the starter of this thread even has a driving license let alone a Boxster. Let him rant on his own, it's just not worth it. Boxster's are good cars, so are WRX's, let's just leave it there.

[PUBLIUS]

Oh, sh!t, I really wish I hadn't even bothered reading this thread. But since I have, then I must...

Ok, first off, I own a 2003 Boxster. I know exactly what it can do, and what it can't do. I am not some middle aged guy with erectile dysfunction trying to convince myself I am still young, I am in my mid twenties.

Enough about me. Boxster speed, you sound exactly like the F**CKING RICERS that you are complaining about. They are always on about how great their car is and that it wil beat so and so, and such and such. The boxster is a great car, no doubt about that. And it is a lot faster than it looks on paper, and a lot faster that people give it credit for, but it is not a 959!

You are right, a WRX probably wouldn't beat a Boxster, but an (and it pains me to say this) STi would (ugly piece of Sh!t that it is)

From your post you sound exactly like the Honda Civic ricers that are always trying to race me...

Oh, and I couldn't resist, my Boxster 2.7 will beat your Boxster 2.5.
get a life, or get a Turbo...

Now to all the people ragging on him...

GTR2b, you are being an asshole. Go to the Nissan forums if you like skylines that much. Either that or cool it.
dayna240sx, you might want to check the specs on the 2003 Boxster. you might be surprised.

[raysoh8]

you sound funny1

first you put some cars, skyline, evo, wrx, and say that these cant beat boxer power, then some people here put some sense into you, and then you start mentioning honda civics.. well it seems that way to me.

i prefer normal underwear to boxers, boxers make my private parts dangle..

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by PUBLIUS

Now to all the people ragging on him...

GTR2b, you are being an asshole. Go to the Nissan forums if you like skylines that much. Either that or cool it.
dayna240sx, you might want to check the specs on the 2003 Boxster. you might be surprised.

Hey buddy, don't judge the people here. You don't know them. GTR2B may be an asshole, but he is telling the truth. And don't tell dayna what to look at, because she was comparing a 2003 wrx to a 1998 boxster, which just so happens to be the car that started this thread, so she hit the nail right on the head.

O yea, one more thing, my Boxster 3.2 will beat your Boxster 2.7, so get a life, or get a turbo.

[boxsterspeed]

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any fucking wrx!

Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!


you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing.

[freakray]

I like Dayna's way of putting this

[Steel]

Originally Posted by boxsterspeed

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any fucking wrx!

Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!


you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing.

You're trying way too hard, and you're making youself look like, as you like to call it "fag".

400hp? list your modifications, cause i call bullshit on that.

And just becasue you waste too much money on servicing your piece of shit car, that somehow makes your life "bigger"? No, that just makes you a dumbass for wasting money. And i dont have nothing, i have an FC for your information "fag".

And get that goddamn bug outta your ass because you sound like a 12 year old prick with nothing better to do than bash everything in sight. Grow the fuck up. Right now, i don't even believe you own any car, let alone a porsche.

[asterox]

Originally Posted by boxsterspeed

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

This is either

Or a sad example of a nerd who never developed his social skills. And what kind of programmer did you say you were?

[Cl0ak]

The guy had the car for 6 weeks before you got it and somehow he got it to double its horsepower, and you don't even know what was done to it?

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by boxsterspeed

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any fucking wrx!

Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!


you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing.

Listen up.

1. I dont like your attitude. Dont you see how low it is to brag about how minted you are?

2. You talk crap: Porsche came out and admitted they lost the special feeling in the 2003 Boxster?
Please... that's sheer idiocy right there and it never happened

I would take a lot of pleasure in banning you from AF, so shape up, cos you're seriously annoying me, and everyone else by the looks of it. In fact im just reading your posts and you dont deserve a second chance. You are banned. Goodbye

[asterox]

Yaaaay

[fordesigner]

Too bad he is across the pond...

I know a mildly warmed over Ford F-150 Lightning that would easily hand him his ass. Even if he had the claimed magical 400hp. The driver was in the top ten at the Historical races at Laguna this year. It's his boat puller and I've seen it hand a 930 it ass.... on a real track.

Hell there are plenty of Mustangs, Shelbys, and ACs around here that could easily do that too, but a big truck would be too funny.

[PUBLIUS]

THIS IS PROBABLY MOOT, SINCE THIS GUY IS APPARENTLY BANNED, BUT...

(CAPS ARE MINE)

OK FUCKNUT, THANKS FOR MAKING ME SIDE WITH THE JAP-CRAPPERS:

how fucking dare you say a boxster is shit. Let me say this, i am
unsure what has been down to my boxster as the guy who had it
before me had it for 6 weeks from new. I bought mine on 1200 miles
for £29,000 a few years back and it dam fast. It can beat any
fucking wrx!

BULLSHIT. THERE IS NO 986 OUT THERE MAKING 400 bhp. PERIOD. UNLIKE MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE REPLYING TO YOU, I ACTUALLY OWN A BOXSTER, SO LISTEN UP: AERO CORP TRIED MAKING A TURBOCHARGED BOXSTER. THE WRITE UP WAS IN EXCELLENCE MAGAZINE A FEW MONTHS AGO. THEY CLAIMED 400 bhp. THEY MADE ABOUT 340. VERY GOOD, BUT NOT 400. "It can beat any fucking wrx..." HAVE YOU SEEN THE STi? IT IS AN UGLY CAR, AND YES IT IS
FACTORY RICE, BUT IT WILL HAND A BOXSTER ITS ASS IN THE 1/4 MILE.
ON A TRACK, PROBABLY NOT, BUT STOPLIGHT TO STOPLIGHT, THE SMART MONEY IS ON THE SUBARU.


Its obvoius you will never afford a porsche boxster so quit slagging them. Dude fucking hell ask anyone what they wold prefer i boxster or wrx or any fucking subby and porsche will win all the time.

OK NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME GET ALL ELITIST(SOMETHING I HAVE ALLREADY BEEN ACCUSED OF,) BUT:

GENIUS, I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE, LET ALONE SEE(Trust Fund Baby). I DID NOT BUY A BOXSTER TO IMPRESS ANYONE, I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT IS AESTHETICALLY PLEASING TO ME AND IT IS A HIGH PERFORMANCE AUTOMOBILE (WHILE STILL SOMEWHAT PRACTICAL.)
IF I WANTED TO IMPRESS PEOPLE IWOULD HAVE BOUT A GT3, TURBO GT2, OR CARRERA GT.

I was talking about my boxster and NO your fucking 2003 boxster wouldnt beat my 2.5. Infact porsche admitted they fucked up on the 03 model and its lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has. Again i was talking about my car not all boxsters and my car will leave you standing. I have nearly 400 bhp. Who said i had 201 bhp. standard boxsters have 201 not mine.

FIRST OFF, SCHMUCK, THE 1997 BOXSTER HAD 204bhp not 201, SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW. SECOND OF ALL, "Porsche admitted they fucked up on the '03 model and it lost the sweet effect that the 2.5 has." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? QUOTE THE DAMN PRESS RELEASE OR SHUT UP! OH, WAIT, THEY NEVER SAID THAT SO HOW COULD YOU QUOTE IT?

Anyways there are alot of fuck heads in this boxster forum who havent got boxsters. I only registered here as i was pissed off by the wrx boxster row! A subby is a farmers car its fucking butt ugly!

I AGREE THE WRX IS NOT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE OF CARS. IT IS ALSO NOT AS FAST AS SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO CLAIM IT IS.
IT IS, HOWEVER, A FAIRLY DECENT CAR, AND IF I WERE A RALLY RACER,
IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE MY CHOICE.

And that bitch comparing the stats of a wrx. GET A LIFE AND GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN! I am 23 and i own a boxster so stop crying about the price and get one. If its that cheap why do you not get one you fucking fagg!

STOP BEING ABUSIVE.

boxsters will always be a dream machine. I havent heard ANY bad stuff apart from the fags here who havent got one! Only the fags in forums are crying on.

OK, HERE'S SOME BAD STUFF FOR YOU. THE BOXSTER IS A HAND MADE PRODUCT. LIKE ANY HAND MADE PRODUCT, IT IS SUBJECT TO MORE IRREGULARITIES THAT A MACHINE MADE PRODUCT. OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: HAVE YOU CHECKED YOU AXLE BOLTS LATELY?

Dude i dont lie, I fucking love it when a sub wrx or p1 tries to race on the country road. Its fucking great as they dont expect what under my boxsters amazing mid eng power house!

you couldnt even afford an annual boxster service so piss off back to your little lives. At the end of the day when the summer comes i have a awsome car you have nothing

THE ANNUAL MAINENTANCE ON A BOXSTER, TRUE ENOUGH IS HIGHER THAN MOST CARS, BUT IT IS NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE:
MY EXPENSES IN THE LAST YEAR (NOT INCLUDING GASOLINE):
Car Wash 52 @ $30 $ 1, 560
Plus Tip (aren't I nice) $ 1, 040
15,000 mi service $ 270

WHICH COMES TO A GRAND TOTAL OF $ 2, 870
PROHIBITIVE FOR A RICER, BUT NOT FOR ANYONE WITH A DECENT CASH FLOW.

[blueboost]

no offense to the Porsche guys here but..

the boxter isn't exactly the bell of the fuckin ball either asshole. And they're about as exciting to look at during a traffic light as a KIA. its a watered down looking porsche. who cares.

and you've GOT to be kidding me. Just cause every kiddie that saw 2fast and 2furious wants a skyline doesn't make it any less of what it is. Anyways I doubt it requires any further defense... not to mention they canned your ass on the forums, just as most of these guys would on the track.

[stealthj]

lol he got banned, and lol i would rather have a s2000 than a boxter