OMG! i just got ASSAULTED. *warning: no kids*

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally Posted by Oz

Buy some roids, pump some iron and beat the motherfucker down! That's my tactic

or spend $20 and get a bat

[primera man]

GUY SOUNDS LIKE A FRICKIN NUT CASE

[double trouble]

i think you should fake an apology to regain his trust.
then after a few months of the buddy buddy shit you should destroy
his car, fuck up his house in some way, get him fired (if you can), ect ect.........

[jp171]

Juice his cocktail with Metamucil and if he comes after you, beat him with a baseball bat. That way he'll be crippled by both broken bones and explosive diarrhea!

[Vi3t Stylez]

Originally Posted by jp171

Juice his cocktail with Metamucil and if he comes after you, beat him with a baseball bat. That way he'll be crippled by both broken bones and explosive diarrhea!

LMAO!! LMAO!! LMAO!!! hahahhahahah !!




*ahem*


anyway, i say u get a bat or suthin and beat his ass DOWN. never take shit from nobody.

[raysoh8]

a little lesson from me, dont go for the head, and never go for the groin as a first move. humans have a natural instinct to protect their faces and wee-wees. go for the throat. and dont punch him with you first knuckles, hit his throat with you second knuckles. (you know, the one below the big ones) your hand will fly faster that way. i always do that, and they wont be able to breath for a few seconds. if hes really shocked, or he watches too much martial arts films, he wont even try to breath, hel just try to suck in air hopelessly. and try to do a good 360 roundhouse. hel get the shit scared out of him. its not that hard.

and you big built people (westerners) shouldnt use you hands so much. your legs serve as a good face breaker, too.

hehe, fear the king of fighters! muahaha ok i watch too much TV.

but 99 percent of these senarios, you wont lay a hand on each other for the rest of your lives. its just a petty argument. maybe you 2 will sit down a few years later, and laugh over this matter.

or not..

oh wait im a kid and i just realised im not supposed to be reading this.. sorry.

[Oz]

Originally Posted by raysoh8

a little lesson from me, dont go for the head, and never go for the groin as a first move. humans have a natural instinct to protect their faces and wee-wees. go for the throat. and dont punch him with you first knuckles, hit his throat with you second knuckles. (you know, the one below the big ones) your hand will fly faster that way. i always do that, and they wont be able to breath for a few seconds. if hes really shocked, or he watches too much martial arts films, he wont even try to breath, hel just try to suck in air hopelessly. and try to do a good 360 roundhouse. hel get the shit scared out of him. its not that hard.

and you big built people (westerners) shouldnt use you hands so much. your legs serve as a good face breaker, too.

hehe, fear the king of fighters! muahaha ok i watch too much TV.

but 99 percent of these senarios, you wont lay a hand on each other for the rest of your lives. its just a petty argument. maybe you 2 will sit down a few years later, and laugh over this matter.

or not..

oh wait im a kid and i just realised im not supposed to be reading this.. sorry.

[BlaxicanYIIK]

The bigger they are...The funnier it is too watch their big ass crying like a baby after getting whooped (sp) to a pulp. hehe

[zebrathree]

Call the cops and have him charged.

Simple.

[chevyfan305]

you shoudlnt fear someone b/c of their size. Most of the time the theory, "the bgger they are, the harder they fall", is true. Most people are scared of someone who is big so they are never challenged so they dont ever fight, small people on the other hand are challenged all the time. So not all the time, ut most of the time, the bigger the body the worse fighter they are. just my

[raysoh8]

its just a petty argument. breath in, breath out. now, think.

[mini magic]

was ur mom in the car with you?

[banditkiller]

To sum it up this is what I would do and is only my opion. (Note: Im 6'2 about 195, and I fight like all hell has broken lose), with that said.

1. Dont go out of your way to avoid him. Seeing as he seems to be an ass anyway that might make him angrier. That could be bad.

2. Simply ignore him if you do see him and just be polite and acknowledge him.Avoid conversations seeing as he seems a bit phsychotic, you might say something and mean it one way and he takes it the other.

3. If you see him and he starts shit with you again, do your best not to get to angry. Stay calm cool and collected and try to talk your way out of it, or walk away.

4. If none of the above do not work and a conflict is unavoidable, then make sure you let him attack you first. This gives you self defense. Keep away from him and tell him you dont want to fight and stand firm with that. In my experience, this makes him stop for a split second and then a straight clean hard unexpected jab to the nose will render him stunned for at least a few seconds. In those few seconds you have a choice to make... Fight or flee. That choice is yours. Mine would be to fight since I personally refuse to take shit from anyone.

Morale. Do your best to avoid a conflict with him, if it comes down to it then youd better give him a whoopin. and then call the police and explain what happened. Seeing as you have called them once and explained it they have probably filed some sort of report. So when you put a whoopin on this guy you most likely wont get charged with anything.

I hope the best for you in your situation.. Unfortunately ive been in your situation a few times.

[zebrathree]

Originally Posted by banditkiller

To sum it up this is what I would do and is only my opion. (Note: Im 6'2 about 195, and I fight like all hell has broken lose), with that said.

1. Dont go out of your way to avoid him. Seeing as he seems to be an ass anyway that might make him angrier. That could be bad.

2. Simply ignore him if you do see him and just be polite and acknowledge him.Avoid conversations seeing as he seems a bit phsychotic, you might say something and mean it one way and he takes it the other.

3. If you see him and he starts shit with you again, do your best not to get to angry. Stay calm cool and collected and try to talk your way out of it, or walk away.

4. If none of the above do not work and a conflict is unavoidable, then make sure you let him attack you first. This gives you self defense. Keep away from him and tell him you dont want to fight and stand firm with that. In my experience, this makes him stop for a split second and then a straight clean hard unexpected jab to the nose will render him stunned for at least a few seconds. In those few seconds you have a choice to make... Fight or flee. That choice is yours. Mine would be to fight since I personally refuse to take shit from anyone.

Morale. Do your best to avoid a conflict with him, if it comes down to it then youd better give him a whoopin. and then call the police and explain what happened. Seeing as you have called them once and explained it they have probably filed some sort of report. So when you put a whoopin on this guy you most likely wont get charged with anything.

I hope the best for you in your situation.. Unfortunately ive been in your situation a few times.

1. Im willing to bet you're really 5'1", 40kg and fights like a little girl, if at all.

2. You have thrown in a bunch of words you dont really understand. Also, the use of commas is highly recommended.

[Oz]