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Old 06-10-2003, 07:38 PM
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Why dont you tell her you tried to find the words to say, but the guys on AF wouldnt help? Oh wait, thats a BAD way to find what to say... just be yourself...
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Tell her that she is your Rib, just like Adam and Eve, tell her you need her to live and you love her and can't live without her.
her last boyfriend told her that and her last boyfriend was my best friend and that one didnt work... she thought it was pathetic. he didnt say the part about adam and eve, he just said he would die without her.. plus she doesnt believe in God so she wouldnt know what i meant if i made a Biblical reference
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her last boyfriend told her that and her last boyfriend was my best friend and that one didnt work... she thought it was pathetic. he didnt say the part about adam and eve, he just said he would die without her.. plus she doesnt believe in God so she wouldnt know what i meant if i made a Biblical reference
Dang, she sounds like a real winner. Glad you're workin so hard to keep her. Sorry, but I would never stay with someone who WANTED to be told lines. Sounds like a guava has more intelligence, but then again, I'm just a stupid bitch, what do I know?
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What to tell her?
Hmm

I want to make you my little whore

or

I want bukkake

or

I want you dirty and naked on my kitchen floor.




Wait..that's from my book of How to Piss her Right Off.

I lost the Romantic Shiznit one...
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I'm just a stupid bitch, what do I know?
you know lots
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have u seen the newer Gone in 60 Seconds?
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Dang, she sounds like a real winner. Glad you're workin so hard to keep her. Sorry, but I would never stay with someone who WANTED to be told lines. Sounds like a guava has more intelligence, but then again, I'm just a stupid bitch, what do I know?
she doesnt WANT lines.. she just thought his line was lame
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You're so hot you make the devil sweat.
*melting*

lol nah, pick up lines and such are lame just be honest be good and truly love her It'll be eternal melting hehe
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Old 06-11-2003, 05:06 PM
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she doesnt WANT lines.. she just thought his line was lame
She doesn't "want" lines, but you want to come up with some lines that she'll supposedly want to read, and that she'll also supposedly enjoy. How is that not "wanting" lines??? I'm confused.

Sorry, but I don't think I could begin to take her seriously unless I met her and she was able to show that some semblance of her personality was independant of a relationship.










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this girl is unlike any other ive been with and i cant exlain it so can u just trust me when i say i know what works on her? i like doing nice things for her and saying things that are really nice... ive been dating her for a little over 2 months and been hanging out with her as a friend for 3 months before that and i pay a lot of attention to her, i paid attention to what songs she has said she liked whenever one came on the radio or whenever and the other day i made her a mix cd with all the ones shes said she liked and she thought it was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her.. i want clever lines i can say to her... just something i want, if you dont agree with it then dont respond, if you have an idea for me then post it.
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this girl is unlike any other ive been with and i cant exlain it so can u just trust me when i say i know what works on her? i like doing nice things for her and saying things that are really nice... ive been dating her for a little over 2 months and been hanging out with her as a friend for 3 months before that and i pay a lot of attention to her, i paid attention to what songs she has said she liked whenever one came on the radio or whenever and the other day i made her a mix cd with all the ones shes said she liked and she thought it was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her.. i want clever lines i can say to her... just something i want, if you dont agree with it then dont respond, if you have an idea for me then post it.
Dude you cant post something just for replies that are what you want to hear. And now, the line "Can you just trust me when I say I know what works on her?" If thats true, why ask us for lines? You'd already know them.

And you want clever lines, uhm, how can BORROWED lines be clever??
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sounds clever to hear if shes never heard them before no matter what the source is.. i just want a few lines to save away that i can use to get myself out of a bad spot if i ever need to.
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Okay this totally works..

BE like laying on the couch facing her... and start making out, and touching her and getting her all hot and bothered, let her kinda grind on your thigh for a while and grab her ass to help her grind...

then whipser in her ear:

"Roll over, and let me fuck you in the Ass!"


Trust me it totally works,

Whether you are right in front of her, or mile away!
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Me likes dat one...
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lol i love it when she grinds on my thigh when shes not wearing anything
 
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