SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Motherfff- don't make me go to my Hello Kitty Boom Pack

Have fun taking that through the airport.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Have fun taking that through the airport.

First thing I thought of as well.

Although if you keep it in your carry-on, you're more likely to get the through. Every month or so on the news I hear about someone being arrested at their destination, with a loaded hand gun in their carry-on bag. Like "Oh, I totally forgot that at some point I intentionally placed this in my bag. I have no idea how that got in there."

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

First thing I thought of as well.

Although if you keep it in your carry-on, you're more likely to get the through. Every month or so on the news I hear about someone being arrested at their destination, with a loaded hand gun in their carry-on bag. Like "Oh, I totally forgot that at some point I intentionally placed this in my bag. I have no idea how that got in there."

A few weeks ago a guy in Portland tried to take a flash grenade onto a plane. Said "I didn't know they weren't allowed." They confiscated it and let him continue his flight.

[00accord44]

^sounds like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B93BoC9ylg

[CivicSpoon]

Most disgusting thing ever happened to me a minute ago. We've been having problems with mice for the past year or so. They get into our basement, and we can hear them in our ceiling. This only happens a few times a year. Well my dad's been putting out poison laced peanut butter lately, and killing these little bastards. Our washer & dryer are both in the basement...I think you can see where this is going.

When I got down there, the top fill washer door was open. I peaked in a little bit (wish I inspected a lot better), and saw some little lines on the lower part of the center thing (agitator). Now, the last time I washed clothes a week ago, was right after I mowed the lawn. So I was pretty damn sure it was just grass that came off my socks from that last time. Popped my shit in, washed it.

As soon as I started pulling stuff out to throw in the dryer, I noticed a bad smell. I started sniffing the clothes as they came out, but they just smelled like the soap I used. Pulled a couple of shirts out together... what the hell is that? Looked like a leaf...nope. Sticker or paper...nope. Unfold some more. A gelatinous mouse, with no fur, and a translucent body (what I meant by gelatinous looking). Not going to lie, I almost puked.

I'm assuming the thing ate some poison, fell in, and has been there for a while. The water, I'm sure, didn't help any, But now I have no idea what to do. Clearly the washer needs to be cleaned with bleach, but my clothes are mostly black so bleaching them isn't going to cut it. They're rewashing right now with extra soap. So when they're done, I think I'm going to bleach the washer, and then wash them a 3rd time. No clue.

[00accord44]

So all the fur had obviously come off in the wash, but the skin became almost transparent? Nice

[CivicSpoon]

Yup, it was fantastic.

[00accord44]

Probably the Fear Factor I had the hardest time watching was the one where they put NY sewer rats in a blender and they had to drink it.. but this sounds almost as terrible.

Now if you had found this gummi mouse in your Lunchable, then you'd really have a show stopper

[TheSilentChamber]

Sooo...... I smoked. >_>

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Sooo...... I smoked. >_>

Been a long while for you, right? I'm considering a full stoppage... probably temporary, but still. For the last few weeks, with my consistent daily usage (about half a gram per day) I've leveled out and don't really feel much of anything now. And I know for a fact its good shit.

I wanna be on your level

[TheSilentChamber]

Correct. I quit back in feb, but then rehashed briefly on and around my trip to Texas in June. Havnt lit up since 4th of july. Then got stressed out. So yeah...

[00accord44]

A lot of my guys in Chicago are waiting for 2014 when they start with the dispensaries here. Supposedly you'll be able to pick up 2 oz every other week for something like $300/oz. I'll believe it when I see it, but that's what I'm hearing.

course, you need to have a card to be able to buy at the dispensaries, but with my history of chiropractic issues, I don't think it should be hard for me to get one. Question is, will I even be able to appreciate the stuff if/when I can get it

[TheSilentChamber]

The first public stores in Washington state are slated to open the first of the year, but I don't know what the rules are in regards to Oregonians buying it there.

And FYI, I can get ounces for $300 any day of the week

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

The first public stores in Washington state are slated to open the first of the year, but I don't know what the rules are in regards to Oregonians buying it there.

And FYI, I can get ounces for $300 any day of the week

Shit I forgot we did have that price comparison a while back. I recall you saying something to the effect of $5/g or less which is just plain unheard of in Chicago nowdays.

What's gonna be really interesting is to see how many "street pharmacists" that stick only to herbal supplements are put out of business in 2014 and turn to the sale of other goods..... whiter goods. Course, new guys trying to sell "other" generally is followed by the type of violence that we already have a surplus of in Chicago.

Guys who can get cards (like me) and guys that know them will have access to way cheaper product and it'll be the same or better quality. I guess there's the guys who have never been to a doctor in life that won't be able to get cards that will keep some of the street dealers working.

[00accord44]

Shit did I just try to start a serious discussion??

Fuck that shit son