SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Hey, put your big boy pants on and flip to 40 posts per page like a man

I'm on page 170... because I'm a chief like that.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I'm on page 170... because I'm a chief like that.

Ohh... make that page 171.

[00accord44]

weaklings... my pages are like bench pressing 5 Buicks... your pages are bench pressing 5 guys named Rick

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

weaklings... my pages are like bench pressing 5 Buicks... your pages are bench pressing 5 guys named Rick

Why does the chat on this site randomly turn itself on?

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Hey, put your big boy pants on and flip to 40 posts per page like a man

Had no idea there was an option for that. And BTW, maybe I don't want to put my big boy pants on!

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

weaklings... my pages are like bench pressing 5 Buicks... your pages are bench pressing 5 guys named Rick

If those guys named Rick are Rick Ross and his 4 clones, I think we won. Just sayin'.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

If those guys named Rick are Rick Ross and his 4 clones, I think we won. Just sayin'.

LOL. I actually laughed out loud... that's pretty rare.

[TheSilentChamber]

*nods head to how much 'tang this song has gotten me*
http://youtu.be/rcTARfiJvEs


I do have a confession, I've never a black girl. Which as of recent has peaked my interest. They are somewhat of a rarity in Portland though.

My real question is, do I go classy or ghetto? Advice/recommendations?

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

If those guys named Rick are Rick Ross and his 4 clones, I think we won. Just sayin'.

Touche
*golf clap*

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

*nods head to how much 'tang this song has gotten me*
http://youtu.be/rcTARfiJvEs


I do have a confession, I've never a black girl. Which as of recent has peaked my interest. They are somewhat of a rarity in Portland though.

My real question is, do I go classy or ghetto? Advice/recommendations?

Well as resident negro (when Blu's not around), I would advise ghetto if youre looking for more of an "experience" cause they typically have no interest in wining and dining and are animalistic in a good way. However, they also carry baggage of all types (kids, baby daddies, random dudes that think they will turn em into a housewife). Also, ghetto black chicks are REALLY combative so you have to be prepared to fight em to the death before you can smash.


Now the classy ones are less likely to be complete animals in the bed, but they're more approachable by a long mile. Problem with them is that too many believe they are God's gift to all men and that we should jump through hoops to get anything out of em. The battle there is more of an extended one. Classy black chicks are too demanding a lot of times without providing any benefit other than you getting to fuck em (when they feel like it).



I'm sure there is some variance depending on the region you live in. I have no idea what it's like in Portland but if the black chicks are scarce, then I imagine few of them are ghetto (they like to run in packs for safety). You might actually have an easier time there if the black chicks feel isolated and undervalued in comparison to the white girls. Maybe the white guys show em no love and they've been waiting for one to pay attention so they can be defiled. That seems like it's up your alley.

[00accord44]

The authority on these things.... maybe you know who this is gonna be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX9ZInZP9OM

[TheSilentChamber]

Portland is mostly either trendy hipster/yuppie white girls, and Asians. Lots of Asians. Blu would run around like an exited GIF making horn dog.

[00accord44]

Shit this is still the last post? Fuck that. Now this is the last post

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Shit this is still the last post? Fuck that. Now this is the last post

Ohh fuck that, this is the last post.

[00accord44]

Motherfff- don't make me go to my Hello Kitty Boom Pack