From This Day Forward....

[korndogg]

im up for killin a bunch of them. 2 weeks after I bought my truck I hit a HUUUUGE 8 pointer. Same thing happened, it came out of nowhere and IT HIT ME!...Ran right into my right front fender and rolled alllll down the side of my truck denting, scratching, and tearing my fiberglass running boards off. I hit is going 75 mph. The whole truck shook like crazy. After I hit it, me and my buddy got out and went to the side of my truck to look at the damage. As I got to the side of my truck a semi came over the hill and ran over the deer. His rear tires went up in the air (he didnt have a trailer), and he started swirving towards us but saved it. We almost died. The driver stoped and said we were lucky and asked if we were ok. Then the trooper came cause I called the cops for insurance and as the cop was walking around my truck looking at the damage he pointed his flashlight to the ground and what is there lying on the ground?? TWO EMPTY BEER CANS laying in the grass. I was in the middle of nowhere in northern Wisconsin going up to my cabin and there had to be 2 cans right friggen there. Well he didnt say anything but I know he saw them. Then we went to look at the deer to see if anything was salvagable. I at least wanted the rack. Nope. The truck totally popped the deer. It simply exploded. Craziest thing ever lol.

[stone_mound_camaro]

Originally Posted by stepho

He is from Europe...

haha!! jus screwin with him

[ikeyballz]

lol.. in hawaii the biggest animal we get running on the damn road is humans. fucking things. damn peds >: ( dont look eithier way and just run into the F***in road.


or mongeese.

mongoose->mongeese
deer->deer-ses.

:P

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by stieh2000

What you should have done is thrown that bastard into your trunk and cooked it into venison jerky.opcorn: :

Great, now I have to go find that audio clip of the guy making a 9-1-1 call from the phone booth with deer tearing up the back of the car and dog attacking the phone booth.

[skibum1111]

Your insurance shouldn't go up from hitting a deer, mine didn't.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by stepho

If Earl is anything like my dog, he would still eat it.

lmao.. he probably would... he prefers live baby rabbits though. He's damned disgusting come about May-June when they are starting to get bigger. Sumich doesn't even need to eat for like 2 weeks because he's so full on rabbits.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

Great, now I have to go find that audio clip of the guy making a 9-1-1 call from the phone booth with deer tearing up the back of the car and dog attacking the phone booth.

Now THAT was funny. What a jackass... I like the part when he asks the cop "Now who gets the deer... Me or the Dog?" That was freaking hysterical.

[wrightz28]

I'm stuck in the mutha f'n phone booth,

Mutha f'n deer jumped up bit me in the back of my mutha f'n neck,

classic

[iroczman]

My friend was going to one of my other friends house out in the county at night running about 80mph in his old 94 caviler and a damn deer ran into the side of the car and rolled down the side. how i dont know but he got out and looked at the deer and it was pregnant and seen somthing else down the road where it first hit him and looked at it and there was another baby deer the flew out of the mama on impact. damn thing had twins. His car still runs just got a new windshield.

[wrightz28]

Now that is what you call induced labor

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by stone_mound_camaro

your.....mate....his....?

you've lost me.

mate is just another word for friend, regardless of gender.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by ikeyballz

or mongeese.

mongoose->mongeese
deer->deer-ses.

:P

Mongooses.

goose - geese

mongoose - mongooses.

don't ask why. i don't know.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

you've lost me.

mate is just another word for friend, regardless of gender.

hmmm... I thought that was an Austrailian thing...

There ya go. Because some bastard deer decided to play chicken with me, I learned that Brit's and Austrailians use odd dialects. Of course, I would have much rather bought someone from GB a beer and had them tell me that, than hitting a son-of-a-bitchin deer and paid a body shop $100 and whine about here and find out that way. We coulda drank quite a few beers if it weren't for that bastard, you know?

I HEREBY DECLARE DEERS A THREAT TO DRIVING AND ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (or vice versa) AND HUMBLY REQUEST THAT ALL WHO BEAR ARMS KILL AT LEAST 20 DEERS ANNUALLY (in metropolitan areas mind you) SO AS TO PRECLUDE THE WASTING OF BEER MONEY FOR THOSE OF US WHO CHOOSE TO IMBIBE.

I also hereby request that we here at AF, take on the responsibility of starting an international campaign - we can call it "Beers ... not Deers" with a rifle over the deers - to alert the general public that deer accidents force the public to spend valuable dollars, which would otherwise be spent in community taverns thereby aiding local economies, on exhorbitant vehicular repairs that would otherwise be unnecessary should the anti-gun pricks be removed from this world. Whilst we are at it, we should also campaign to ban speed limits during daylight hours and inspection fees.. and to stop idiots who have no idea what they're doing from calling the pile of shit they serve a "Philadelphia Cheesesteak".

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

There ya go. Because some bastard deer decided to play chicken with me, I learned that Brit's and Austrailians use odd dialects. Of course, I would have much rather bought someone from GB a beer and had them tell me that, than hitting a son-of-a-bitchin deer and paid a body shop $100 and whine about here and find out that way.

life's a bitch.

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

We coulda drank quite a few beers if it weren't for that bastard, you know?

you could've, i'm teetotal. it's not a legal thing, you can drink from age 5 over here. (no, i'm not kidding.)

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The legal age to purchase alcohol is 18. Persons aged 16-17 may consume wine, beer or cider with a meal in a restaurant providing they're with an adult. Children under 14 are not allowed in pubs without an adult. The purchase of liquor chocolates is 16. The legal age for drinking in ones home is 5 provided parental consent is given. Children under 5 must not be given alcohol unless for medical reasons